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bitchfest 

A group of friends that when one starts to complain bitch the rest follow suit, causing a bitchfest. Sometimes it can even involve parental figures.
Suzie- I really hate the fact that Christina always get her way.
Shannon- I know all she has to do is go to her mom. "I have to have my phone, or I won't be able to talk to Bobby."
Serena- Let's not turn this into a bitchfest. I wanna be able to go to the movies happy.
bitchfest by loveliesenorita7 March 7, 2008

Bitchfest 

A cinematic subgenre of the 1930s to the 1960s. To qualify as a bitchfest, the film has to feature at least two, and preferably several, star actresses in its leading roles; and these characters must engage in vicious rivalries for men, money, success, or bare survival. Examples include The Women (Norma Shearer vs. Joan Crawford), Mildred Pierce (Crawford vs. Ann Blyth), All About Eve (Bette Davis vs. Anne Baxter), and What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (Crawford vs. Davis).
I was going to turn in, but then I saw TCM was showing The Women and I stayed up until 4:30 savoring that fine old bitchfest.
Bitchfest by BackrowDiva September 23, 2012

Bitchfest 

1: (v.) For a human female to bend over, and attack another with a lethal projectile called "bitch" spawned from her vagina( See Bitch). This projectile is generally reddish in color and diametered twenty-two to forty-eight millimeters; with any lesser size considered a " Bitchlet ", and larger considered a " Garofolo ".
2: (n.) Any collective gathering which requires a court order to legally exist.
The doctor had to inform the victim’s family that their sibling died from bitchfest wounds to the face.
Bitchfest by Marcus Aurelius November 17, 2004

bitches be bonkers 

Another way of saying "bitches be crazy"

This phrase originated from Jamal Turner, a character from the hit Netflix series "On My Block"
Ruby: He's not coming with us.

Jamal: And why would you want him to?

*Monse starts walking towards Cesar's house*

Jamal:Monse? Monse!

Jamal: See, bitches be bonkers.
bitches be bonkers by da.ryl April 16, 2018

Hella Bitches 

Where you get a load of female dogs in one place and pat them all at once because you really love dogs
Reekid: "let's steal all this money and use it to get hella bitches!"
Hella Bitches by almostbaked October 21, 2019

No bitches syndrome

The inability to acquire positive attention from the female gender, i.e. women typically

this syndrome affects predominately males and is a terminal illness,

it shows its symptoms at an early age at 14 or 15
if the individual struggles to find an even temporary mate and is stuck in a perpetual state of "bitchlessness"
it is safe to say the individual in question has this syndrome
"the boy suffered deeply from no bitches syndrome causing him to die a virgin and with noone to continue his bloodline"