Travis was complaining yesterday that his wife recently ran up a $4,000 bill at Target. When he asked her what she bought, she told him they needed new clothes for their trip to Tahiti next month. He was totally bitch-bragging about how rich they are.
(noun): (BBB for short) A girl who is the fiercest competition in your love life. She is naturally annoyingly cute, bubbly, and overly flirtatious. In fact, you have never met anyone that annoys you so much. Has a known tendency to be a man-eater, and the fact that a guy has a girlfriend is totally ignored by the BBB. In your mind, the Baggin' Bubbly Bitch is able to seduce any man with her overbearing annoying cuteness. If you have a boyfriend, BEWARE THE BAGGIN' BUBBLY BITCH.
Girl 1: You know what bothers me?? Baggin' Bubbly Bitches that don't seem to know their place & can't find their own fucking boyfriend. A BBB has been gawking & flaunting her tits at my boyfriend for the past week.
Girl 2: I know. There is no such thing as "other fish in the sea" in the Baggin' Bubbly Bitch's mind.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.