bioflake

An ecologically friendly no till breakfast cereal, that sustainably farmed.

Maw, gimme some more bioflakes!

bioflake by franksterrrrr October 20, 2021

Broflake

A man who thinks he's a "nice guy" and says he will "treat you like an actual humanbeing unlike other males". But if you reject him he says "you're missing out" or "weren't that pretty to begin with"

This broflake got mad at me when I told him women don't like it when men pitty themselves when they can't get a girl even though they are a "nice guy".

Broflake by ICannotDeal July 1, 2017

Boomer broflake 

An older conservative man who gets offended when called out on his misogyny or racism. This man would like to carry on with his life, using offensive language undisturbed.

All the boomer broflakes are freaking out that saying what they really think gets them in trouble nowadays.

Boomer broflake by Transylvania March 19, 2021

Broflake

A commonly seen stereotype of the quintessentially conservative, heterosexual, white male, who despite all his privileges and advantages in life, is easily sensitive to any criticism or mockery. Unable to see outside of his own perspective, and takes everything personally, even when it's not about him specifically. Fragile like a snowflake, but with the mentality of a "bro." Usually denies or ignores reality and the very real struggles of other genders, races, sexual identities, etc. Represents those afflicted with the "fragile male ego" and is the opposite of "woke."

"Mike was deemed a broflake by the public when he went to a Black Lives Matter protest and shouted, 'All lives matter!'"

"Jared was dumped by his high school girlfriend for being a broflake after he commented 'Not all men!' during her presentation on sexual assault victims"

"Don became extremely butthurt after being called a broflake, and channeled his frustration into offensive, false internet comments about Hillary Clinton"

"When asked to confront the reality of the world's problems, Paul, a broflake, had a list of irrelevant excuses prepared, such as 'we all have problems,' 'make your own luck,' 'if you work hard enough...,' and 'at least it's not like...'"

Broflake by darthmader July 15, 2017

Broflake

A Bro who makes it a habit to propose or commit to attending a social endeavor, but consistently makes various excuses and fails to attend at the last minute.

Guy1: Hey man is Scotty comin?
Guy2: Na bro, he said he was but I doubt if he'll show... He's a serious broflake.

Broflake by misterperfect February 19, 2010

broflake

one who flakes on a non-bro, in favor of a bro activity

Joe is a broflake.

broflake by idklmao November 1, 2010

Broflake

Broflake is a Donald Trump apologist. They will defend his actions no matter how inane,racist,homophobic etc..
They are usually a right wing Republican who feels empowered by this POTUS.

A Broflake is the opposite of the overused Snowflake label for anyone who doesn't agree with him.

"Man this place is infested with Broflakes.....criticize Trump and they will be defend him as if he was a poor innocent soul."
"A Broflake cannot believe he is wrong even when you show them proof. "
Did you hear Hannity/Fox news doing their Broflake best last night? It was so pathetic.

Broflake by Bonzo53 August 13, 2019