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magnus bane
an amazing warlock from cassandra clare's the mortal instruments series. he also appears in the infernal devices and the bane chronicles.
a bisexual, flamboyant character who's always up for a party. he is currently dating alec lightwood.
a bisexual, flamboyant character who's always up for a party. he is currently dating alec lightwood.
magnus bane by supertrash September 14, 2016
the bane of my existence
Something that is so disagreeable with your spirit that it feels like its existence might negate yours.
This goes further than "hate," and implies that you and the object in question are sworn enemies.
Can be used seriously or, more likely, exaggerated for comedic effect.
This goes further than "hate," and implies that you and the object in question are sworn enemies.
Can be used seriously or, more likely, exaggerated for comedic effect.
Wearing socks with sandals is the bane of my existence.
The iPhone's autocorrect is the bane of my existence.
Stephanie's hair is the bane of my existence.
The iPhone's autocorrect is the bane of my existence.
Stephanie's hair is the bane of my existence.
the bane of my existence by SyntacticalNightFever October 20, 2015
The Bane
Halfway through sexual activities, you get up and turn the light off.
After waiting a few seconds, you ask the girl whether she can see you.
When she replies 'no', you proceed to say
"that's because you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it" as you swiftly shit into your hand, and launch it in her face
After waiting a few seconds, you ask the girl whether she can see you.
When she replies 'no', you proceed to say
"that's because you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it" as you swiftly shit into your hand, and launch it in her face
The Bane by TheBaneMaster May 17, 2014
beanergy
(1), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘energy’ / extra energy felt from drinking coffee, or eating chocolate-covered coffee beans
(2), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘synergy’ / when different coffees are blended together to form a perfect brew
(2), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘synergy’ / when different coffees are blended together to form a perfect brew
(1), I've been drinking espresso all morning and I’m buzzed with beanergy: ‘beanergized’.
(2), I’d thought my blend of Java was the ultimate – but with this new one is the epitome of beanergy.
(2), I’d thought my blend of Java was the ultimate – but with this new one is the epitome of beanergy.
beanergy by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 7, 2013
Magnus bane
A powerful warlock from Brooklyn who is the most caring sweet kind helpful understanding selfless nice person you will ever meet on earth... he deserves all the love and happiness in the world. He's also the most beautiful and attractive person ever with his iconic and stylish outfits, makeup looks ,amazing hair styles, nail polish, pretty jewelry (rings, necklaces etc,) and OF COURSE his sassiness, personality, attitude and his MAGIC..
Magnus bane by malecaddixcted_ April 18, 2018
House Beaner
“ When Mr Johnson comes around that Vato kisses his ass because he wants to go golfing with that Gringo. Damn house Beaner.
House Beaner by Jalapeño ass burn March 9, 2020
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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