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Hit in the head with a thrown object. Originally a baseball term, in that context it means "hit in the head with a pitch."
Did you see that? She just beaned him with a dead fish!
by Tyler July 27, 2004
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Who fucking knows anymore? First, it meant factual, and now it means fictional. What the fuck, internet... what the fuck?
wrong-->"Oh my god, Jessica, your post literally scared me to death" right--> "I literally wrote this post at 3:04 A.M."
by Deathmatch1127 April 14, 2015
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When someone gets spooped by a bean meme

Ive been tricked! Bamboozled! Triggered! BEEEEEEEENED!
by Your mynoduesp October 26, 2016
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When someone has taken way more then the prescribed or normal amount of Xanax or similar benzodiazepines.
β€œYo pat did you end up staying over last night after the party?”

Pat: β€œNa I dipped I was so beaned I woke up today with a new neck tat and in the Walmart bathroom.”
by Bondo69 March 10, 2018
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When something happens to a person you know that is slightly misfortunate.
If your roommate comes home to a dead fish in their fish bowl, he/she got "beaned" or "beaned on"

You would say, "oh shit! You just got BEANED ON!"
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The statistically more realistic version of BLACKED. Instead of referring to people of African descent, it refers to Hispanics, specifically Mexicans.

This phrase derives from beaner.
FOX News Reporter, Tucker Carlson: America, I bet you can't guess who's really coming to dinner with your daughter or son this evening. According to Pew Research Center intermarriage statistics, the most common intermarried coupling, by a whopping 42%, are between a Hispanic and a non-Hispanic white. Unlike other intermarried couples, it barely varies by gender as 52% of white and Hispanic couples are of a Hispanic female and a non-Hispanic white male while 48% are of a Hispanic male and a non-Hispanic white female.

-Looks at camera with Tucker Carlson face-

America, it looks like some of our kids are getting BEANED.
by Big Titties Ivanka Trump June 17, 2018
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The state of being simultaneously stoned & caffeinated from smoking weed and drinking coffee at the same time.
I'm totally beaned from that Seattle Speedball I had this morning.
by DoppelgangerAlpha April 19, 2016
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