baney

adjective- a word used for something that is of greatness or ridiculousness

LeBron James just had a baney dunk.
Your new 65" HDTV is baney.

by Wilbur Baney January 9, 2009

baney

a word that describes ones unhealthy obsession for bacon

Bob: who the fuck ate my #1 with bacon?!?
Chris: haha that fag just pulled a Baney!!!

by napolean bone-apart February 12, 2008

Baney

An extremely girly flinch. Someone who is so scared that you can't help but laugh at them.

If you fake throw a football at someone and they flinch so bad that they almost fall down, then they just Baney'd.

by AFMMM April 23, 2009

Baney

When you get caught with a THC product by your parents, who then smoke it up with you shortly afterwards.

That baney is so chill. I wish I could grow up to be like him.

by Garbone69 January 18, 2019

Baney

Having absolutely no idea where you are at all times. Associated with people who stare at walls.

Brian is completely baneyed. He refuses to pick up his phone.

by Thebest68 October 3, 2019

Baney

Crazy or legendary

"Did you go to the party last night"
"Yea that shit was Baney"

by Randomthot01 November 14, 2017

Chris Baney

A scared, terrified person who acts like a pussy. Usually scared of microscopic animals and has a big booty

That girl is acting like Chris Baney

by Dadefinerman November 28, 2018