A funny loving and king girl who thinks about other before herself but Is sometimes scared of relationships and anything to do with love once you find a beatrice always keep her by your side she’s one of a kind

Beatrice is amazing

Beatrice by Beatrice is awesome June 28, 2020

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santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries

person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!

santa claus batteries by Buzzer December 23, 2007

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chemlight batteries

n; fictional object used by military personel to confuse newb signal soldiers in to looking stupid in front of they're superiors

"damn, i cant see shit in here. Salazar, go to supply and see if they have anymore chemlight batteries"

chemlight batteries by living proof December 12, 2003

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bettercallmommy

instagram famous, known in the spam community for her performative activism, racism, preying on younger members, and blaming COVID deaths on BLM protests.

The way bettercallmommy perpetuates conspiracy theories against black people is disgusting

bettercallmommy by ladychinaberry April 6, 2021

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