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Beardophile 

A person who enjoys stroking/touching other peoples beards.
You like to stroke beards, you beardophile!
Beardophile by Juicysatsumas March 19, 2013
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In my travels I am constantly on the lookout for strange new beardos.

I can only hope that someday I will attain beardo status.
beardo by el kevo May 15, 2005
A male specimen whose wildly bushy beard acts a shield of armor to conceal the underlying inner weirdo from the outer world.
Sorry sir, we have a strict policy of not hiring beardos at the day care center. ZZ Top reached considerable fame despite being fronted by two beardos. The CCTV agency has yet to solve the "beardo factor". The newsroom has been receiving mounting complaints of a beardo shouting at joggers in the park. He thought of himself as an enigma riddled with mystery, while his co-workers felt he was an unsettling beardo.

beardosaur 

Girl 1: OMG, did you see Jenna's new boyfriend?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's a total beardosaur
beardosaur by Scarsz May 19, 2018

Weirdo Beardo 

Any bearded/stubble having individual who is unkempt, haggard, or hygienically impaired and lacks social graces and/or public awareness.
Old man at the grocery today was scratching oranges and talking out loud. Total weirdo beardo.
Weirdo Beardo by kidagora November 18, 2011
When Someone Is Being A Retard But You Aren't Allowed To Say Retard You Say Betard Since It Has No Offence.
You Are Being A Betard Stupid 6 Year Old Admin
Betard by Wavy Koala September 20, 2018