betardo

a ancient latin originated word for "tiny" or small which is still used in certain spanish speaking countries

este perro es muy betardo This dog is very tiny

by yung doodoo October 18, 2018

Beardophile

A person who enjoys stroking/touching other peoples beards.

You like to stroke beards, you beardophile!

by Juicysatsumas March 19, 2013

beardo

A weirdo with a beard.

In my travels I am constantly on the lookout for strange new beardos.

I can only hope that someday I will attain beardo status.

by el kevo May 15, 2005

Beardo

A male specimen whose wildly bushy beard acts a shield of armor to conceal the underlying inner weirdo from the outer world.

Sorry sir, we have a strict policy of not hiring beardos at the day care center. ZZ Top reached considerable fame despite being fronted by two beardos. The CCTV agency has yet to solve the "beardo factor". The newsroom has been receiving mounting complaints of a beardo shouting at joggers in the park. He thought of himself as an enigma riddled with mystery, while his co-workers felt he was an unsettling beardo.

by triumphofthetonguetwister August 26, 2022

beardosaur

A person with an insane beard.

Girl 1: OMG, did you see Jenna's new boyfriend?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's a total beardosaur

by Scarsz May 19, 2018

Weirdo Beardo

Any bearded/stubble having individual who is unkempt, haggard, or hygienically impaired and lacks social graces and/or public awareness.

Old man at the grocery today was scratching oranges and talking out loud. Total weirdo beardo.

by kidagora November 18, 2011

Betard

When Someone Is Being A Retard But You Aren't Allowed To Say Retard You Say Betard Since It Has No Offence.

You Are Being A Betard Stupid 6 Year Old Admin

by Wavy Koala September 20, 2018