Beardologist

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Someone that specializes in beards.

Dude 1: "Hey, man, how long do you think it would take for my brother to grow a beard out?"

Dude 2: "I don't know, I'm not a Beardologist."

Beardologist by Lightning Boy March 12, 2009

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Breadologist

One who professionally dedicates oneself to the scientific study, taxonomy and rating of bread.

Almu is a breadologist by trade!

Breadologist by BreadAppreciator April 8, 2022

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Barnologist

An expert in mucking barn

“I need a professional barn mucking” “no worries my friend is a barnologist”

Barnologist by Poopsnitch69 January 24, 2023

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beerologist

a connoisseur in the ways and general awesome nature of consuming and reaping the advantges of beer.

Dude that's a sick byramid! You must be a beerologist!

beerologist by Jonathan A Hoffman March 2, 2008

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Barkologist

A barkologist is a scientist who studies the sound dogs make and conducts research in an attempt to explore and further explain barking.

My dog has a job he's a barkologist. My dog is a professor of barkology and and barkologist.

Barkologist by dylanmitchell July 14, 2019

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Bandologist

someone who studies bands and their music in order to learn more songs and expand their outlook on music.

Hey, i hear that man is a bandologist!

Bandologist by Dontmesswithfrenchtoast35 February 21, 2010

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beertologist

an expert drinker who knows weird facts about beer

guy 1: yo Christina got drunk and told me the freezing point of beer

guy 2: wow she must be a beertologist

beertologist by kybriefwarrior May 2, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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