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Beardsturbation 

1. Fondling of one's own facial hair for the sheer & immense pleasure of it.

2. Stroking the pubic area but focusing on the tufts of hair around the vagina.
"Robert's beard is looking stringy today"

"Yeah, he just had a vigorous bearsturbation session"

"I wouldn't have such a problem with her beardsturbation if she didn't do it so much in public

birdosaur 

"Looks there's a birdosaur"
birdosaur by Kevrad83 June 19, 2021

beerosaurus rex 

a big guy who looks completely ridiculous drunk
watch out for the beerosaurus rex over there. He might fall on you