beardosaur 

A person with an insane beard.

Girl 1: OMG, did you see Jenna's new boyfriend?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's a total beardosaur

beardosaur by Scarsz May 19, 2018

Beardsturbation 

1. Fondling of one's own facial hair for the sheer & immense pleasure of it.

2. Stroking the pubic area but focusing on the tufts of hair around the vagina.

"Robert's beard is looking stringy today"

"Yeah, he just had a vigorous bearsturbation session"

"I wouldn't have such a problem with her beardsturbation if she didn't do it so much in public

Beardsturbation by AndyRobertAlexDwyer March 12, 2013

birdosaur 

A dinosaur that looks like a bird

"Looks there's a birdosaur"

birdosaur by Kevrad83 June 19, 2021

beerosaurus rex 

a big guy who looks completely ridiculous drunk

watch out for the beerosaurus rex over there. He might fall on you

beerosaurus rex by SuperExtremeX March 17, 2009