The act of wiping one's hand with penis sweat and stealthily creeping up on someone to cover their mouth and nose like a spy using chloroform.
While Jack was watching TV, Steve crept from behind and gave him a sneaky peter.
Any bearded/stubble having individual who is unkempt, haggard, or hygienically impaired and lacks social graces and/or public awareness.
Old man at the grocery today was scratching oranges and talking out loud. Total weirdo beardo.
