Beards
Colloquial expression used when talking about distance or time. To be used in combination with other cryptic word substitutions to piss knobheads off.
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beards
A word used to replace other words to see if anybody understands what either one is talking about. Originates from replacing the word goat with everything. Then came Goaty beard.Then just beard.
What the beards are you talking about?
What the hell are you talking about?
Thats rather beardly
Thats rather unfortunate
Stop being a beard
Stop being a nob
What the hell are you talking about?
Thats rather beardly
Thats rather unfortunate
Stop being a beard
Stop being a nob
beards by the_beardly_one January 23, 2005
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Beards
Beards ago
Guy #1: You need to get back in the game mate
Guy #2: I shagged that Geordie girl in Zante
Guy #1: Shut up, that was fucking beards ago
Guy #2: I shagged that Geordie girl in Zante
Guy #1: Shut up, that was fucking beards ago
Beards ago by bluejay19986 November 21, 2010
Beards and Hats
Slang for B&H Photo, 420 9th Ave, N.Y., NY. The place is owned by, and mostly staffed by Hassidic Jews, who all have beards and wear hats (outside). B&H is the most popular photo supply store in the city, and on the internet (www.bhphoto.com) due to their excellent prices and customer service.
Jerry: I'm going to Beards and Hats to pick up some film and mat board.
Joe: Why don't you just order it from their website?
Jerry: beardsandhats.com isn't working
Joe: Moron.
Joe: Why don't you just order it from their website?
Jerry: beardsandhats.com isn't working
Joe: Moron.
Beards and Hats by queensplazasouth March 20, 2006
Beards over Babies
An ideology founded by a small-brained, self-important, extinction-doomed gender, promoting the growth of facial hair, esp. in relation to gestation.
T-Rex: Sure, women get to feel the miracle of life growing inside them and the joy of birth or of laying eggs or WHATEVER, but we get to engineer hairy faces AT OUR LEISURE.
Utahraptor: I don't get why you're casting this in terms of a gender battle, but yeah- I'm with beards over babies too!
Utahraptor: I don't get why you're casting this in terms of a gender battle, but yeah- I'm with beards over babies too!
Beards over Babies by Cortotto December 2, 2016
Mrs beards toe
Mrs beards toe by Gggghhhhgggy May 10, 2017
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