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that dude is so bessam i want to bessam him all night.
bessam by mollusk_magnet July 16, 2015
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Algerian dude with a tiny penis
Person A: I bet he has such a tiny dick bro
Person B: Bessam?
Person A: Yeah
Bessam by Umar9man March 30, 2025
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Bessemer Academy

A private school in Bessemer, AL that’s lame asf and has a bunch of hoes. Also known to some as “the most ghetto private school in Alabama”.
*sees a hoe*
“Oh she must go to Bessemer Academy”
An Arab name which means happiness . Bassam is a type of a person with a great personality, loyal , friendly , kind and helpful and open hearted . He is also famous for his stupid acts , likes to have a lot of friends, and when he falls in love he never stops thinking about his love , always keeps a smile on his face and spreads happiness to all the people . If u ever encounter a Bassam in your life u make sure u never leave him , he is such a lovable person. He also has a brave personality and cares about his close friends, whenever u need him he will always be by your side . Not to mention he is very romantic but when he is comfortable with girl only then he can make his moves .
Bro Bassam is such a nice person
Bassam by Ibraham linclon November 22, 2021
Bessmah, the name giving to someone who is very playful, loves to laugh, and can be arrogant with friends (though, sarcastically). Never ceases to have a good time with any situation - always optimistic about situations. Can act hyper at times, but knows exactly when to be serious. Very caring for her friends, and never, ever gives up on them. Bessmahs' have many friends, but only a few close ones she can actually trust. Loves to laugh, easy to love, impossible to hate.

Side note: Bessmah also means "Beautiful Smile" in Arabic.
Bessmah: And I'm so, like, popular! Ch, ya.

Person #1: omg I know right.

Bessmah: I mean, with my personality, I'm so hard not to love. *dramatic hair fling*

Person #2: IS THIS REALLY A BESSMAH?!
Bessmah by "Monday" June 15, 2010

Bessemer Furnace

Similar to a Dutch Oven, the Bessemer Furnace makes use of a closet instead of a bed. The fart can occur before or after the victim is shoved into the closet. The use of deception is critical here to lure the victim into the closet. Once trapped, the farter holds the door closed.
I told John I wanted to show him the closet he needed to paint, but I got him with the old Bessemer Furnace.
Bessemer Furnace by #2stunna January 11, 2010
An wide ranging insult meaning someone that can't take a joke, a general twat or someone that annoys you.
Michael is such an annoying wee bessant!

John is a blue blistering bessant
Bessant by Rusty Ovlov December 15, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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