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A besmant is a dirty underground hovel. Often rented for cheap. This type of hovel is typically found with bright colored walls, like eggplant purple. Speaking of eggplants, staying in a besmant is a good way to get the AIDS.
I rented a besmant from Ashraf for $1.

How did you get the AIDs Trisopher, did you sleep in a besmant?
Besmant by Tristopher the Smurf January 24, 2022
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cool and awesome person
good at sports
outgoing
Bassant by coolegyptian101 January 7, 2010
bee-shaunt

The ultimate act of bamboozling.
1. Have you ever beshant da monkey?

2. You just got beshanted.
beshant by Darien555 February 6, 2023
Hey turd ranger, come over here and give yo daddy a real nice besant.
besant by Sam Torrence December 12, 2006
Bessan
Bessan is a gorgeous, sweet girl that some may describe to be as gorgeous as a meadow of flowers. Bessan is a girl that has a sense of humor, and always tries to lighten the mood around her. Bessan is EXTREMELY smart, and may not even realize it. Everyone in school may think Bessan walks with pride, but she is actually just happy with who she is, and is friendly. Though Bessan is not above anyone, she does not take herself seriously even though she is intellectual, beautiful, and funny. Bessan is a loyal friend who will not let you down and she will always be by your side.
Damn, I love Bessan. She is so funny.

Bessan is a genius.
Wow, when you really look Bessan is gorgeous
Bessan by Flora hunbun November 23, 2021

bessanny 

That person is being a bessanny, they are helping that old hag
bessanny by I__like__toAST May 7, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

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"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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