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Bessemer
The worst city in the United States. This area has been torn apart from a nice neighborhood to a horrible hell hole. Statistics show that 99% of Bessemer sucks. The 1% of Bessemer that is good is actually part of Atlanta, Bessemer is just borrowing it.
Fuck, Bessemer sucks.
Damn, why can't granny just die so I don't have to go to Bessemer anymore?
I'd rather live in a pig's colon for a year than drive through Bessemer.
So I hear you live in Bessemer. Do you suck as well? You probably do.
Aaron: I am hungry
Jordan: Me too.
Aaron: Let's go to the Bright Star
Jordan: That's in Bessemer
Aaron: That's right
Jordan: Let's just eat our own flesh instead
Aaron: Good thinking. Man Jordan, you really are a thinker
Jordan: Thanks yo
Damn, why can't granny just die so I don't have to go to Bessemer anymore?
I'd rather live in a pig's colon for a year than drive through Bessemer.
So I hear you live in Bessemer. Do you suck as well? You probably do.
Aaron: I am hungry
Jordan: Me too.
Aaron: Let's go to the Bright Star
Jordan: That's in Bessemer
Aaron: That's right
Jordan: Let's just eat our own flesh instead
Aaron: Good thinking. Man Jordan, you really are a thinker
Jordan: Thanks yo
Bessemer by danklewankle June 15, 2007
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Bessemer Academy
A private school in Bessemer, AL that’s lame asf and has a bunch of hoes. Also known to some as “the most ghetto private school in Alabama”.
Bessemer Academy by poppy pants 69 March 17, 2021
Bessemer Furnace
Similar to a Dutch Oven, the Bessemer Furnace makes use of a closet instead of a bed. The fart can occur before or after the victim is shoved into the closet. The use of deception is critical here to lure the victim into the closet. Once trapped, the farter holds the door closed.
I told John I wanted to show him the closet he needed to paint, but I got him with the old Bessemer Furnace.
Bessemer Furnace by #2stunna January 11, 2010
bessemer process
bessemer process by dannii_htk November 27, 2007
Bessemer, AL
NICKNAMES: "The Marvel City" , "Bessma" , "BTO (Bessma Takin Over)" , "35020"
URBAN Neighborhoods: Pipeshop, Southside, Bessemer Homestead, Blue Creek Junction, Abrahms, Dunbar, Broomfield, South Bessemer, West Bessemer, North Bessemer, Old Jonesboro, Tannehill, McAdory, Greenwood, Hopewell, Eastern Valley, Downtown, Jonesboro, West Hill, Flint Hill, Brick City, West Lake, Oak Grove, Roosevelt City
County : Jefferson (About 675,000 people)
Shelby (About 210,000 people)
Tuscaloosa (About 200,000 people)
City Pop. : About 32,500 People
Area Pop. : About 100,000 People
SAFE Suburbs: Johns, Lake View, Adger, Rock Creek, Concord, Buckville, Helena, Pleasant Grove, Sylvan Springs, Shannon, McCalla
DANGEROUS Suburbs: Hueytown, Brighton, Lipscomb
URBAN Neighborhoods: Pipeshop, Southside, Bessemer Homestead, Blue Creek Junction, Abrahms, Dunbar, Broomfield, South Bessemer, West Bessemer, North Bessemer, Old Jonesboro, Tannehill, McAdory, Greenwood, Hopewell, Eastern Valley, Downtown, Jonesboro, West Hill, Flint Hill, Brick City, West Lake, Oak Grove, Roosevelt City
County : Jefferson (About 675,000 people)
Shelby (About 210,000 people)
Tuscaloosa (About 200,000 people)
City Pop. : About 32,500 People
Area Pop. : About 100,000 People
SAFE Suburbs: Johns, Lake View, Adger, Rock Creek, Concord, Buckville, Helena, Pleasant Grove, Sylvan Springs, Shannon, McCalla
DANGEROUS Suburbs: Hueytown, Brighton, Lipscomb
Bessemer, AL by PipeshopBessmaBoi September 19, 2013
Act Bessemer
Bessemer is a city in AL known for having their own language. To Act Bessemer is an attiude of being HARD and will SNAP on someone or a situation.
Act Bessemer - a term use to say you are about to step in and regulate an issue
Act Bessemer - a term use to say you are about to step in and regulate an issue
Act Bessemer by An-Jay September 22, 2008
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