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Person A: I bet he has such a tiny dick bro
Person B: Bessam?
Person A: Yeah
Bessam by Umar9man March 30, 2025

they love crushing loaf 

Quote said by Jack Black in "A Minecraft Movie" about the villagers
Jack Black: They just like to chill, trade, and eat butt loads of bread. They love crushing loaf

skibi toilet 

when you somehow fuck up spelling the worst meme/series of 2023
skibi toilet by Umar9man August 13, 2023

Travis Scott Apology 

an apology so shit that it makes logan paul's apology look better
Travis Scott Apology:
I'm honestly just devastated, I could never imagine anything like this just happening. I just wanna send out prayers to the ones that was lost last night. We are actually working right now to identify the families so we can help assist them during this tough time. You know, my fans. My fans mean the world to me and I always just really wanna leave them with a positive experience and any time I could make out anything that's going on, you know like stop the show and help them get the help they need. I could just never imagine the severity of the situation. We are working closely with everyone and just trynna get to the bottom of this, just city of Houston, fire department, you know, everyone to, you know, help us figure this out. If you have any information please contact the local authorities. Everyone please continue to keep the prayers. I'm honestly just devastated, I could never imagine anything like this just happening. I'm gonna do anything I can to keep you guys updated. Just keep you guys informed on what's going on. Love you all.