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loves me so much not you just me fuck you not you thought jus you im his favoirute hes all mine yes all mine hes more than just virtual best thing ever and unlike essam his evil counterpart I AM SO GRATEFUL FOR HAVING ESSAM IN MY LIFE ❤️
look at tafhim man being such a baessam
baessam by maiysa December 3, 2022
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An Arab name which means happiness . Bassam is a type of a person with a great personality, loyal , friendly , kind and helpful and open hearted . He is also famous for his stupid acts , likes to have a lot of friends, and when he falls in love he never stops thinking about his love , always keeps a smile on his face and spreads happiness to all the people . If u ever encounter a Bassam in your life u make sure u never leave him , he is such a lovable person. He also has a brave personality and cares about his close friends, whenever u need him he will always be by your side . Not to mention he is very romantic but when he is comfortable with girl only then he can make his moves .
Bro Bassam is such a nice person
Bassam by Ibraham linclon November 22, 2021
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A hott, tall Ethnic Man with a heart of Gold and a toungue ring.
Also can be used as a verb, such as seeing a tall hott man and swooning over him
Girl: "I saw that hott tall man And I Bassamed!"
Bassam by jennycrackedcorn February 10, 2010
He's a part of Bassam now, they ballin.
Bassam by bassambois January 23, 2020
bassam
A lebanese youth who probably has had sexual intercourse with your: Mother,aunt,grandmother,g irlfriend,best friend who happens to be a girl,the girl next door,your favourite porno star, sister, 1st 2nd 3rd 4th ect female cousin(s). Will pwn you in goalie.
Bassam: AY BITCH TIE MY SHOES
Bitch1#: Okayyy
Bitch2#: HEY fuck off i wanna tie his shoes
Bitch3#: If I can't have him no one can KABOOM!
Andrea: SHIT SHIT I'd better pick up his remains to put in my shrine
bassam by Yoyboy December 6, 2007
A person who cannot ready up on the video game dead by daylight.
Everyone readied up except for bassam, !bassam in chat boys.
bassam by definitelynotbassam June 20, 2019
dude who acts gangsta... friendly... Has strange relations with his friends mostly homosexual in nature. Loves pussy! Most likely fucked your girl, and every girl u know ... he is also a hairy beast... he is also never serious and doesnt get mad very easily and ...... SMOKES WEED ERR DAY .. i mean hardcore .,.. like i never seen him not high before in fact he is right beside me right now smoking a joint lol :P
Stranger: Ayo Bassam .. whatchu fink bout the rap game right bout naw ?
Different stranger interrupts: WHAT IS AN AREOLA ?

Bassam: It's the area around ya nipple
*inaudible verse*
Boy Makzilla made this official
Boy don't trip, Don't pull your pistol
Know what I'm sayin, Say huh
*/inaudible verse*
(Huh)
Bassam by MaryJane519 January 26, 2011
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