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Person A: I bet he has such a tiny dick bro
Person B: Bessam?
Person A: Yeah
Bessam by Umar9man March 30, 2025
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Bessemer Academy

A private school in Bessemer, AL that’s lame asf and has a bunch of hoes. Also known to some as “the most ghetto private school in Alabama”.
*sees a hoe*
“Oh she must go to Bessemer Academy”
An Arab name which means happiness . Bassam is a type of a person with a great personality, loyal , friendly , kind and helpful and open hearted . He is also famous for his stupid acts , likes to have a lot of friends, and when he falls in love he never stops thinking about his love , always keeps a smile on his face and spreads happiness to all the people . If u ever encounter a Bassam in your life u make sure u never leave him , he is such a lovable person. He also has a brave personality and cares about his close friends, whenever u need him he will always be by your side . Not to mention he is very romantic but when he is comfortable with girl only then he can make his moves .
Bassam by Ibraham linclon November 22, 2021
Bessmah, the name giving to someone who is very playful, loves to laugh, and can be arrogant with friends (though, sarcastically). Never ceases to have a good time with any situation - always optimistic about situations. Can act hyper at times, but knows exactly when to be serious. Very caring for her friends, and never, ever gives up on them. Bessmahs' have many friends, but only a few close ones she can actually trust. Loves to laugh, easy to love, impossible to hate.

Side note: Bessmah also means "Beautiful Smile" in Arabic.
Bessmah: And I'm so, like, popular! Ch, ya.

Person #1: omg I know right.

Bessmah: I mean, with my personality, I'm so hard not to love. *dramatic hair fling*

Person #2: IS THIS REALLY A BESSMAH?!
Bessmah by "Monday" June 15, 2010

Bessemer Furnace

Similar to a Dutch Oven, the Bessemer Furnace makes use of a closet instead of a bed. The fart can occur before or after the victim is shoved into the closet. The use of deception is critical here to lure the victim into the closet. Once trapped, the farter holds the door closed.
I told John I wanted to show him the closet he needed to paint, but I got him with the old Bessemer Furnace.
Bessemer Furnace by #2stunna January 11, 2010
An wide ranging insult meaning someone that can't take a joke, a general twat or someone that annoys you.
Michael is such an annoying wee bessant!

John is a blue blistering bessant
Bessant by Rusty Ovlov December 15, 2020
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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