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that dude is so bessam i want to bessam him all night.
bessam by mollusk_magnet July 16, 2015
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Algerian dude with a tiny penis
Person A: I bet he has such a tiny dick bro
Person B: Bessam?
Person A: Yeah
Bessam by Umar9man March 30, 2025
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Bessemer Academy

A private school in Bessemer, AL that’s lame asf and has a bunch of hoes. Also known to some as “the most ghetto private school in Alabama”.
*sees a hoe*
“Oh she must go to Bessemer Academy”
An Arab name which means happiness . Bassam is a type of a person with a great personality, loyal , friendly , kind and helpful and open hearted . He is also famous for his stupid acts , likes to have a lot of friends, and when he falls in love he never stops thinking about his love , always keeps a smile on his face and spreads happiness to all the people . If u ever encounter a Bassam in your life u make sure u never leave him , he is such a lovable person. He also has a brave personality and cares about his close friends, whenever u need him he will always be by your side . Not to mention he is very romantic but when he is comfortable with girl only then he can make his moves .
Bro Bassam is such a nice person
Bassam by Ibraham linclon November 22, 2021
Bessmah, the name giving to someone who is very playful, loves to laugh, and can be arrogant with friends (though, sarcastically). Never ceases to have a good time with any situation - always optimistic about situations. Can act hyper at times, but knows exactly when to be serious. Very caring for her friends, and never, ever gives up on them. Bessmahs' have many friends, but only a few close ones she can actually trust. Loves to laugh, easy to love, impossible to hate.

Side note: Bessmah also means "Beautiful Smile" in Arabic.
Bessmah: And I'm so, like, popular! Ch, ya.

Person #1: omg I know right.

Bessmah: I mean, with my personality, I'm so hard not to love. *dramatic hair fling*

Person #2: IS THIS REALLY A BESSMAH?!
Bessmah by "Monday" June 15, 2010

Bessemer Furnace

Similar to a Dutch Oven, the Bessemer Furnace makes use of a closet instead of a bed. The fart can occur before or after the victim is shoved into the closet. The use of deception is critical here to lure the victim into the closet. Once trapped, the farter holds the door closed.
I told John I wanted to show him the closet he needed to paint, but I got him with the old Bessemer Furnace.
Bessemer Furnace by #2stunna January 11, 2010
An wide ranging insult meaning someone that can't take a joke, a general twat or someone that annoys you.
Michael is such an annoying wee bessant!

John is a blue blistering bessant
Bessant by Rusty Ovlov December 15, 2020
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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