bernis

a fat piece of lard

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

Bernied

To have one's actions be controlled by another individual(s) due to inebriation, cognitive impairment or death all whilst maintaining the outward pretence of autonomy.

Derivation: From the film 'Weekend At Bernie's' where the titular protagonist was puppeteered through a number of jolly japes whilst being deceased.

Joe was so drunk that he needed to be Bernied all the way home.

Joe was so senile that we Bernied him all the way through his presidency.

by Gravitas Lost May 5, 2023

Bernie Bummer

The male version of a Debbie Downer.

Don't be a Bernie Bummer.

by The Man To Beat August 14, 2010

reverse bernie sanders

A sex act consisting of vigorous fingering.

Man, I'd reverse Bernie Sanders her so hard.

by AcceptThisName March 12, 2017

Benis embarkment bills

1. (If Benis is capitalized): A bill one must pay to embark on territory of Benis.
2. (If benis is not capitalized): Penis enlargement pills.

Joe didn't pay his Benis embarkment bills (1), so they made him work at the benis embarkment bill factory (2).

by Tunnel Trogg November 23, 2018

Going Bernie

To become so drunk you're practically dead.

You are Bernie from "Weekend at Bernie's".

He's Going Bernie!

Uh oh, He's Gone Bernie!

Have you met my old mate Bern?

by JC3 October 17, 2012

Benish Fountain

Occurs when a fully-clothed man sitting in a living room incoherently unbuttons his pants and sprays a parabolic stream of urine from his penis

The stain on the carpet was not Cherry Pepsi after all; apparently in my drunken state, I created a Benish Fountain, and pissed all over the table and floor.

by byron523 April 12, 2009