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Bernied
To have one's actions be controlled by another individual(s) due to inebriation, cognitive impairment or death all whilst maintaining the outward pretence of autonomy.
Derivation: From the film 'Weekend At Bernie's' where the titular protagonist was puppeteered through a number of jolly japes whilst being deceased.
Derivation: From the film 'Weekend At Bernie's' where the titular protagonist was puppeteered through a number of jolly japes whilst being deceased.
Joe was so drunk that he needed to be Bernied all the way home.
Joe was so senile that we Bernied him all the way through his presidency.
Joe was so senile that we Bernied him all the way through his presidency.
Bernied by Gravitas Lost May 5, 2023
Related Words
bernis • bernise • Bernish • Bernisha • bernisse • Don't Get Saucey With Me Bernise • Benis • bernie • beanis • Bernie Sanders
Bernie Bummer
Bernie Bummer by The Man To Beat August 14, 2010
reverse bernie sanders
reverse bernie sanders by AcceptThisName March 12, 2017
Benis embarkment bills
1. (If Benis is capitalized): A bill one must pay to embark on territory of Benis.
2. (If benis is not capitalized): Penis enlargement pills.
2. (If benis is not capitalized): Penis enlargement pills.
Joe didn't pay his Benis embarkment bills (1), so they made him work at the benis embarkment bill factory (2).
Benis embarkment bills by Tunnel Trogg November 23, 2018
Going Bernie
Going Bernie by JC3 October 17, 2012
Benish Fountain
Occurs when a fully-clothed man sitting in a living room incoherently unbuttons his pants and sprays a parabolic stream of urine from his penis
The stain on the carpet was not Cherry Pepsi after all; apparently in my drunken state, I created a Benish Fountain, and pissed all over the table and floor.
Benish Fountain by byron523 April 12, 2009
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