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"hey, show me your bernise, i'll show you mine!"

"nah, she's not feeling well after last night.."
by dfasdf March 24, 2008
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bernise is obese, she originally comes from whales. and when i say whales, i dont mean the country i mean the animal. she looks like a pear and when u poke her belly she will pop like a balloon. denises are not very fun to look at. she uses steroids and eats beaver food. As u kno, this listing is under transportation, cuz when she steps on the scale it says "please step out of the car"
The bernise in the movie Dodgeball
by madcowdisease January 05, 2005
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