May 11 Word of the Day
A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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Method of torture in with the genetalia is covered in honey. A beekeeper the releases thousands of bees onto the penis. Then, he blows an airhorn at it, angering the bees, and causing the to sting the penis. Used as a sentence to a rape crime.
Judge: I sentence this man to the Benis!
Person: No! Not the Benis!
Judge: You should've though of that before raping that 10 year old!
by Dat_Dank_Dude_From_Detroit April 06, 2018
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penis w a B. can be used for anything.
“Look! It’s a wild benis!”
You’re being a benis.”
“Can you hand me that benis?”
by benisqueen May 18, 2019
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Benis is to refer to ones entire package. Balls & Penis.
by Billy K. December 02, 2004
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something a person smokes that is either a dildo or a real penis
"Hey Jerry, wanna smoke some benis after school?"
"No David, I'm not gay"
by Yung Cannoli February 27, 2017
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BEE-nis –noun, plural -nises

1. A twelve inch purple dildo.

2. A person, especially a man, regarded as mean or contemptible.
1. Phil bought Sally a benis to aid in sexual intercourse.

2. Bruce tried to sleep with my girlfriend; he is a freaking benis.
by TheMolester October 28, 2006
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