bernisse

a super super cute girl with pretty eyes, a sweet smile, beautiful hair, and perfect in every way!

Bernisse is adorable!

by pennyyyyttt May 26, 2023

barnisseur

A person who loves old barns.

A group of barnisseurs toured the Iowa countryside to photograph old barns.

by weasel990 October 7, 2010

Don't Get Saucey With Me Bernise

Telling a bitch to stop riding your quarter horse after it hurts.

While Roman was letting his daughter ride his quarter horse it started hurting so he said Don't get saucey with me bernise

by Fucking beast July 30, 2008

bernise

basically, a vagina.

"hey, show me your bernise, i'll show you mine!"

"nah, she's not feeling well after last night.."

by dfasdf March 24, 2008

bernise

bernise is obese, she originally comes from whales. and when i say whales, i dont mean the country i mean the animal. she looks like a pear and when u poke her belly she will pop like a balloon. denises are not very fun to look at. she uses steroids and eats beaver food. As u kno, this listing is under transportation, cuz when she steps on the scale it says "please step out of the car"

The bernise in the movie Dodgeball

by madcowdisease January 5, 2005

Bernise

Smart beautiful and outgoing very independent

Wow isn’t bernise wonderful

by Handrail February 16, 2023