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benswa by Carla Thermometer August 15, 2024
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Bedswangled

To cause unintentional miscalculation, (and thus) harm towards your own associates, due to a fault in ones (individuals) action performing an endeavor.
I played a game of AP Warwick and I almost died.
-Did you kill anyone?
No, but a Vel'Koz was low on health.
I had bedswangled him.
Bedswangled by Henri Casadesus October 10, 2018
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Bensalemer 

A Person that lives in Bensalem, PA commonly goes to Bensalem High School claims that they are from Philly but if they would go anywhere near Frankford or anywhere in Philly beside then northeast they would cry in there corner listening to PnB rock. You would commonly see them wearing airpods, nike shirts, Adidas track pants, and airforces or

NMDS. If you ever get to look at their phone 70% of the time their screen is cracked and if you ask them how it got cracked they would say "I was doing a wheelie down Street road or Bensalem Blvd and I crashed trying to weave by a semi-truck". They are nic feens, if they see a Juul they will ask to suck the shit out of it and by the time their done the pods empty no matter how full it is. Most of the time you can catch them listening to PnB rock, Lil Baby, Nav, Playboi Carti, Blueface baby, Gunna, and more main stream garbage. If they were rich and had the money they probably would be drapped out in Vlone and off white and their girlfriend will be the princes drapped out head to toe in quotation marks maybe some supreme. Basically a chunk of their brain is just missing.
Look at those bensalemers, Typical bensalem moment.
Bensalemer by Bronzzz July 28, 2019
"When Johnny told me this was a word, I thought he was totally beswaggling me."

"I beswaggled my teacher when I told him I'd left the homework at home!"
Beswaggle by MrLebo January 29, 2012

Luke Benward 

A super cute actor who was in :

Stevie Dewberry - Because Of Winn Dixie
Billy Forrester- How to Eat Fried Worms
Charlie Turtle- Minute Men
Nicky -Mostly Ghostly
Alan- Dear John

He also is a very talented musican
He has a CD called"Let Your Love Out"
He is Amazing!!!
Boy Hey did you see Luke Benward in Dear John
Girl Yesss!!!! Of course

Enough Said
Luke Benward by laxerrr!! March 13, 2010

it's none of your beeswax 

Just like "it's none of your business", "It's none of your beeswax" is another way to say that you don't want someone to know about your private life.
A: Dude,Where have you been lately?
B: It's none of your beeswax.
it's none of your beeswax by Tabo October 1, 2006
Benign/benevolent software. The opposite of malware (malicious/malevolent software). A piece of software that is not malware. Not to be confused with anti-malware, i.e. anti-virus tools and such.

Also note that malware may cause benware to become malware.
Firefox, Twitter, Photoshop, games... it's all benware.
benware by Jimmybone D June 25, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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