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We Deceive You Believe 

Instead of the standard Faux News line "We report, you decide" this is closer to what they actually do.
Fox News - We Deceive You Believe - the standard operating procedure at Fox News.

Search and Deceive 

The act of pretending to help a friend locate an object they are looking for. An individual may move objects back in forth or open drawers randomly, in an effort to pretend that they actually care.
Jules: Yo! I lost my gameboy... come help me look for it!
Vincent: Dude, I'm watching the Manchurian Candidate right now... look for it yourself..
Jules: Seriously dude, come help me!
Vincent: (pretends to look for it by moving a bunch a books around on a table)
Jules: Dude, you're not even looking for it... you're just doing a Search and Deceive.
Search and Deceive by Cerealbox November 7, 2009

to deceive the deceiver

to lie to a liar 🤥

Bieb Deceived

The equivalent of a Rick Roll on YouTube, but with a Justin Bieber video, instead of Rick Astley.

Can also happen on torrent when you think you are downloading a James Bond movie called "Never Say Never" and then find out it's a Justin Bieber movie.
Not again! I clicked on this video for the iPad 2 preview, and I was Bieb Deceived!

Deceived Emotions 

Fake Feelings, when someone lies to you making you feel like they love or care about you in order to get personal gain over you
That girl don’t really love Chris she’s showing deceived emotions

Nipple Deceiver 

One who fibs incessantly to the area in or around your titties
He just pulled my shirt down and whispered sweet nothings right into my areolas... It wasn't until it was all over that I realized that he was just Beelzebubing my boobies!

He's such a Nipple Deceiver!