Handsome, a perfectionist, very detailed person. Hard working. Someone who is very calm until provoked, then all hell breaks loose. Does not have long term goals, but is spontaneous. A "fly by the seat of your pants" type of guy. Stubborn at first, however can be very loving. Nurturing father. Protective of family. Provider.

Bernardino is a great family man!

bernardino by Chavelita2004 February 29, 2016

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Bernardi Party

Much like ex Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s Bunga Bunga parties, a Bernardi party is a gathering of a sexual nature, in this instance involving copulation between humans and another species of mammal. A Bernardi Party is named after Australian Senator, Cory Bernardi, who announced recently that same sex marriage is a gateway to bestiality.

Frank: Hey Dezza, what’s happening Saturday night? Any ladies coming around?
Darren: Na mate, thinking of having a Bernardi Party down at York Peninsular.

Frank: Ooh you are a sick fuck Dez. I’m in.

Bernardi Party by Tobster September 21, 2012

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Bernard Madoff

(nicknamed Bernie Madoff): alongside Nicolas Fouquet, Conrad Black, Jacques Chirac and Michel Platini, IMHO one of the top 5 most corrupt individuals in the Western world (as of May 2013).

The United States knew what they were doing when they sentenced Bernard Madoff to 150 years in jail for his ponze scheme; IMHO the Charbonneau Commission should do the same with all Canadians convicted of fraud and tax evasion.

Bernard Madoff by Uncle Dimma May 25, 2013

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Bernard128

The BEST Hybrid fucking 99 str ownage coperal beast owning noobs in runescape since `o1.

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Bernard128 by Mans_A_General July 26, 2009

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King Bernard

to either masturbate or have an orgasm so intense it makes you go temporarily blind. The name is based off of a 9th century Italian king who plotted against Emperor Louis the Pious. Having been caught, he was punished by being forcefully blinded.

"Oh my god I was fooling around with a guy in bed and he King Bernard me for a whole hour."

King Bernard by Entorwellian September 16, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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