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/bə nɑ di/

Noun (plural):

The visible marks on an undergarment caused by a shart (singular: bernardi)

Synonym: skid marks

NB: while skid marks may be attributed to poor wiping, bernardi are distinct as the results of a shart.

"Of all the bernardi, the South Australian Senator's bernardus was the biggest and foulest"

*Prrrrrrppp* "Ewwww, I wonder if that shart left a single bernardus or a Jackson Pollock-esque canvas of bernardi?"

bernardi by CitizenConcern July 15, 2016

Words you can keep

Bernardi

The greatest teacher of all times.
Usually of short stature and with a showy white beard.

My science teacher is a real Bernardi .

Bernardi by Clubs deuce March 19, 2022

Related Words

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Bernardi Party

Much like ex Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s Bunga Bunga parties, a Bernardi party is a gathering of a sexual nature, in this instance involving copulation between humans and another species of mammal. A Bernardi Party is named after Australian Senator, Cory Bernardi, who announced recently that same sex marriage is a gateway to bestiality.

Frank: Hey Dezza, what’s happening Saturday night? Any ladies coming around?
Darren: Na mate, thinking of having a Bernardi Party down at York Peninsular.

Frank: Ooh you are a sick fuck Dez. I’m in.

Bernardi Party by Tobster September 21, 2012

Bernardi Party

Linked to the verb Bernardiing. The Bernardi Party is the collective noun for those who have fantasies about intercourse with particular mammals other than humans.

The Bernardi Party visited me on my farm in Ithaca.

I was elated when the Bernardi Party sponsored my dog washing business.

Bernardi Party by Paperjar February 10, 2018

The Bernardi

When the male partner sticks his finger in the females ass and swirls it around!!

so there i was doing her from behind and i gave her the bernardi!

The Bernardi by dick withers March 4, 2009

nick bernardi

Nick Bernardi is the most caring and kind person on the planet he loves everyone and everything, he will always have respect for girls and is very good in bed for all the girls out their go for Nick Bernardi

Nick Bernardi is very good in bed

nick bernardi by Nickyyy bb December 13, 2017

matt bernardi

Matt Bernardi is someone with an absolutely massive cock. He is a full sender and watches Steve will do it. He doesn’t give a fuck about his grades and likes smoking weed and eating pizza. He also likes Football and Gronk.

“I heard that kid Matt Bernardi has a hugeeee peen. He’s definitely going D1.”

matt bernardi by Big daddy Matt May 13, 2020

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026