by dick withers March 4, 2009
/bə nɑ di/
Noun (plural):
The visible marks on an undergarment caused by a shart (singular: bernardi)
Synonym: skid marks
NB: while skid marks may be attributed to poor wiping, bernardi are distinct as the results of a shart.
Noun (plural):
The visible marks on an undergarment caused by a shart (singular: bernardi)
Synonym: skid marks
NB: while skid marks may be attributed to poor wiping, bernardi are distinct as the results of a shart.
"Of all the bernardi, the South Australian Senator's bernardus was the biggest and foulest"
*Prrrrrrppp* "Ewwww, I wonder if that shart left a single bernardus or a Jackson Pollock-esque canvas of bernardi?"
*Prrrrrrppp* "Ewwww, I wonder if that shart left a single bernardus or a Jackson Pollock-esque canvas of bernardi?"
by CitizenConcern March 22, 2016
Much like ex Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s Bunga Bunga parties, a Bernardi party is a gathering of a sexual nature, in this instance involving copulation between humans and another species of mammal. A Bernardi Party is named after Australian Senator, Cory Bernardi, who announced recently that same sex marriage is a gateway to bestiality.
Frank: Hey Dezza, what’s happening Saturday night? Any ladies coming around?
Darren: Na mate, thinking of having a Bernardi Party down at York Peninsular.
Frank: Ooh you are a sick fuck Dez. I’m in.
Darren: Na mate, thinking of having a Bernardi Party down at York Peninsular.
Frank: Ooh you are a sick fuck Dez. I’m in.
by Tobster September 21, 2012
Nick Bernardi is the most caring and kind person on the planet he loves everyone and everything, he will always have respect for girls and is very good in bed for all the girls out their go for Nick Bernardi
by Nickyyy bb December 13, 2017
Matt Bernardi is someone with an absolutely massive cock. He is a full sender and watches Steve will do it. He doesn’t give a fuck about his grades and likes smoking weed and eating pizza. He also likes Football and Gronk.
by Big daddy Matt May 13, 2020
Linked to the verb Bernardiing. The Bernardi Party is the collective noun for those who have fantasies about intercourse with particular mammals other than humans.
The Bernardi Party visited me on my farm in Ithaca.
I was elated when the Bernardi Party sponsored my dog washing business.
I was elated when the Bernardi Party sponsored my dog washing business.
by Paperjar February 7, 2018