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A man built like a house, with a sizzling personality and amazing shoulders who also does not know what soon means.
by WONG. November 18, 2006
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Extremely fit, funny, loving personality, but still somehow manages not to pull hoes. CRAZY! I know right.
Bernard is handsome.
by Bpjii May 07, 2017
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The most awsome person in the world that is god like in everybodys eyes.
Bernard is a God!
by Goku is on halo March 19, 2009
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The nigga with a big dick and that could get could get any girl he choses. The nigga dats super big in height and gets very angry if you mess with him. A nigga that can take a girl out on a date and pays for the bill. If you know this nigga probably one of your most meanest and funniest most lit athletic and smart human being you could have ever seen. A nigga that smokes weed with nobody cuz soneone always fucks up the rotation and sip lean just for the effects . Really that all i can says about the Bernard's.
Bro that nigga Bernard is the beast homie
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by PurpleFlame June 18, 2018
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The act of a woman sucking a mans asshole to give the man sexual pleasure. When the genders are reversed it is referred to as a "Bernardette"
Man - "I got so drunk last night man, I agreed to a girl giving me a bernard"

Man 2 - "That's real fuckin weird man"

Man - "It was actually kinda nice"
by NotABradOrAnEllis June 16, 2013
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A Golden dog known as a retrieving dog. Also defined as a golden retreiver. Loves to Pant in your face. Loves to shake that thang (tail) all the time. Steals shoes to greet you. Whines when excited.
WOAH ur so annoying..geez you bernard!!
by ashley and sarah August 23, 2006
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