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A man built like a house, with a sizzling personality and amazing shoulders who also does not know what soon means.
by WONG. November 18, 2006
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The most awsome person in the world that is god like in everybodys eyes.
Bernard is a God!
by Goku is on halo March 19, 2009
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Extremely fit, funny, loving personality, but still somehow manages not to pull hoes. CRAZY! I know right.
Bernard is handsome.
by Bpjii May 07, 2017
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The act of a woman sucking a mans asshole to give the man sexual pleasure. When the genders are reversed it is referred to as a "Bernardette"
Man - "I got so drunk last night man, I agreed to a girl giving me a bernard"

Man 2 - "That's real fuckin weird man"

Man - "It was actually kinda nice"
by NotABradOrAnEllis June 16, 2013
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A Golden dog known as a retrieving dog. Also defined as a golden retreiver. Loves to Pant in your face. Loves to shake that thang (tail) all the time. Steals shoes to greet you. Whines when excited.
WOAH ur so annoying..geez you bernard!!
by ashley and sarah August 23, 2006
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An anonymous character that lurks on YouTube around DnB videos.
They often make 'phantom' comments that confuse and puzzle the average listener.
Commenter 1:"im still looking for ''Bernard's'' comment"
Commenter 2:"someone please tell me who inο»Ώ the fuck is bernard"
Commenter 1:"fuck u bernard. u wasted 10 minutes ofο»Ώ my life looking for your comment"
by LukeHandle December 30, 2011
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