bernard

A man built like a house, with a sizzling personality and amazing shoulders who also does not know what soon means.
by WONG. November 18, 2006
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bernard

A Golden dog known as a retrieving dog. Also defined as a golden retreiver. Loves to Pant in your face. Loves to shake that thang (tail) all the time. Steals shoes to greet you. Whines when excited.
WOAH ur so annoying..geez you bernard!!
by ashley and sarah August 23, 2006
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bernard

a heartless selfish being who usually dont care until karma kicks in. dont wash and get with any kind of trash that throws itself at him over the prize. never care what he lost. a goodlooking hoe lovin douchbage.
yo bernard had a sexy as girl. what happen?

-he done with her. he got with that hoe now. she ain got no respect for him or herself. now he stuck with her. smh

how he get a girl anyway, nigga stink !
by trymefoo September 28, 2011
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bernard

this is a slag, commonly known as a slag, but also known as a slag, and a slag.
bernard is a slag and is a coffin dodger
by jonathan loves timothy February 08, 2008
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Bernard

A tall, dark, handsome guy that is strong and brave as a bear. He always makes you laugh, and have a nice personality. He’s pretty much a humbled guy. He’s nice, friendly, cool, unique and a smart person. But usually not too focus at having friends.
Bernard is handsome. The realest person you will know.
by PeaceMakerFlies July 14, 2019
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Bernard

A wizard, a doctor of magic and horticulture. Someone with the name Bernard has taught several people many ways to grow, and helped them countless times, even when they don't deserve such graceful insight, comfort and security. But don't be veiled, for he can and will handle a hoe when necessary. It's his job as a professional green thumb to maintain growth of flowers (particularly hydrangeas and roses). Ungrateful ones won't be having fun long out by the shed....
1st person, "Have you seen that gardener at the mansion? His name is Bernard."

2nd person, "Ohhh, yes I
by Wi1dBratmansLady August 31, 2020
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Bernard

A man who is really brave like a bear. Who looks good like a lion. Who minds his own business.
OMG!! He is such a BERNARD!!
by All girls want is me December 27, 2016
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