bernardina 

Super sexy, beautiful, gorgeous. Highly skilled in make up and fashion. Has so much more depth than she shows to strangers. Only opens up to people close to her. Seems aloof but is actually very sweet and cuddly. Successful businesswoman who doesn’t have time for your bullshit, she’s got important stuff to do! Full of radiance and sunshine, lights up any room she walks into. Will tell it like it is! Knows how to have a good time whether she goes out or stays in. Ages down rather than up. Forever youthful.

Don’t mess with Bernardina, you ain’t got nothin on her!!!!

bernardina by thecouch November 21, 2021

bernardina 

Super sexy, beautiful, gorgeous. Highly skilled in make up and fashion. Has so much more depth than she shows to strangers. Only opens up to people close to her. Seems aloof but is actually very sweet and cuddly. Successful businesswoman who doesn’t have time for your bullshit, she’s got important stuff to do! Full of radiance and sunshine, lights up any room she walks into. Will tell it like it is! Knows how to have a good time whether she goes out or stays in. Ages down rather than up. Forever youthful.

Don’t mess with Bernardina, you ain’t got nothin on her!!!!

bernardina by thecouch November 21, 2021

Bernardina 

she’s very epic, very funny and obviously has a unique name because she had to make this for HERSELF. Oh and she loves the color purple and cats.

Bernardina is so epic
yeah Bernardina is really funny

Bernardina by Cloudscves November 22, 2021

Bernardina 

she’s very epic, very funny and obviously has a unique name because she had to make this for HERSELF. Oh and she loves the color purple and cats.

Bernardina is so epic
yeah Bernardina is really funny

Bernardina by Cloudscves November 22, 2021

bernardino 

Handsome, a perfectionist, very detailed person. Hard working. Someone who is very calm until provoked, then all hell breaks loose. Does not have long term goals, but is spontaneous. A "fly by the seat of your pants" type of guy. Stubborn at first, however can be very loving. Nurturing father. Protective of family. Provider.

Bernardino is a great family man!

bernardino by Chavelita2004 February 29, 2016

Bernardi Party 

Much like ex Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s Bunga Bunga parties, a Bernardi party is a gathering of a sexual nature, in this instance involving copulation between humans and another species of mammal. A Bernardi Party is named after Australian Senator, Cory Bernardi, who announced recently that same sex marriage is a gateway to bestiality.

Frank: Hey Dezza, what’s happening Saturday night? Any ladies coming around?
Darren: Na mate, thinking of having a Bernardi Party down at York Peninsular.

Frank: Ooh you are a sick fuck Dez. I’m in.

Bernardi Party by Tobster September 21, 2012

Bernardita 

Bernardita is a really nice and sweet girl. She cares for her loved ones and will kill for them. She is very brave and strong like a bear.

-Dude Bernardita is so nice!
-Ikr!

Bernardita by lilah p. September 12, 2020