benext 

Beside or next to. Cozy on up to me.

"Come over here and sit benext to me." Usually said to someone attractive that you don't know, who has to think a bit about what you just said, and therefore doesn't have the time to say, "No way".

benext by socrates+ January 27, 2006

Beneather 

A beneather is someone who automatically puts themselves beneath others by behaving inappropriately and lowering their social status as a result. Due to their own negligent self-unaware improper behavior, a beneather loses the respect of everyone and becomes a stomping ground for others without people being aware they are stomping on the beneather. A beneather often becomes an inadvertant stepping stone for others during their climb of the ladder of life.

John: Hey, care to give a buck to the poor for Christmas?
Bob: Christmas! Do you really believe in that crap!?! Do you even know what Christmas is really all about!? It's consumerism! I don't give during Christmas. This is just a sham to cheat me out of a good buck!
John (ignoring Bob as just a beneather): Susie! Wanna give a buck to the poor for Christmas?
Susie: Sure! Go ahead! Here are $10 bucks!

Later on, John, Susie, and everyone else at their little company avoids inviting Bob to the Christmas party!

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Edward: Hi, would you mind helping me with this data analysis problem?
George: You need my help? What does that say about your math skills?!
Edwards (realizes George is just a beneather): Jonathan! I heard you're quite crafty with data analysis problems. Mind lending me a hand?!
Jonathan: Sure, why not!

A few weeks later...

George: Hey Edward! I've been trying to use this visualization tool, but my comptuer keeps going bust and I am almost gonna miss the deadline. Can you help me?
Edward: Sure!
George (noticing Edward is slow): Edward! Are you sure you know what you're doing!? You're so slow... I could have solved this problem on my own!
Edward: I'll leave you to it then.

A few days later... George gets fired! Eventually, he is begging on the street and his coworkers pass by him without ever recognizing him. They drop him a buck every now and then, and feel happy they are helping the community, but George is not happy! The end of a beneather!

Beneather by OffBeatDrummer December 16, 2021

Beneather 

This is just an abbreviation of Buffy the Vampire Slayer's saying to Spike: "You're Beneath Me"

A beneather is simply someone who is beneath us.

Derick: So, this recruiter calls me up out of nowhere and starts yapping his sales pitch without even saying hello or asking me how I'm doing.
Sarah: Doesn't sound like a good start.
Derick: Not at all. He then goes on and on about how great his company is. I couldn't get any word out before he started asking me interview questions afterwards. I mean, hello! I'm not even interested!
Sarah: This guy's got no manners whatsoever.
Derick: I know. A total beneather!

Beneather by OffBeatDrummer November 2, 2020

Jon Benet Pâté 

The act of destroying all evidence of the crime by grinding up the body into a Pâté and serving it to the press reporters camped outside of your house and if there are any leftovers serving them at the person's funeral reception.

Did you use baby pork or veal in that Jon Benet Pâté that is so delicious?

Jon Benet Pâté by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020

Eric Benét 

Refers to the song "Kill Jayz" in 4:44 album in which he discusses the depth about how there is a lack of personal responsibility for taking someone significant in your life for granted. "Eric benét" is Haile Berry's ex husband who cheated on her with 10 different women. In the song, he expresses how going "Eric Benét" is the ultimate shame so it can be used for any situation very dire that someone cannot come back from and is forever marked.

Friend: Fuck relationships, I am just going to get some of these other hotties

You: Are you sure? Come on, everyone has a rough patch sometimes you just have to ride through it. Don't go Eric Benét... Dont let them get away!

Friend: *Takes a shot and begins to chat with a someone half way getting a text and regretting their hasty actions*
Friend: " Almost went Eric Benét..."
You: "Never go Eric Benét"
Both: *Remains silent and nods their heads together sagely*

Definition: Eric Benét: Faux Pas behaviour that leads to ultimate regrets in life.

Eric Benét by Pennyfoyothoughts July 31, 2017

Benetian 

A student that goes to Benet Academy in Lisle, Illinois. They are usually sleep deprived, functioning on coffee, sweat, blood and tears. They are characterized by their hard work ethic, their sense of responsibility, their Catholic morality and also for the amount of pot they can smoke without repercussion. They are easily recognizable because of their kicky uniforms, featuring ties for the gentlemen and sassy plaid mini-skirts for the ladies. Most Benetians do not live in reality. Rather, they live in a parallel world where there is no diversity, the number of beautiful white people with expensive cars and designer handbags is endless, golden retrievers run free and ten page AP papers can be written and completed the night before they are due. Benetians are very close to one another, and for the most part function as a fairly close knit community. Benetians are the best, fool.

The gorgeous 17 year old driving a brand new BMW is a Benetian.
The girls in Starbucks after school in uniform skirts are Benetians.
The hilarious teenagers causing trouble in Omega are Benetians.

Benetian by Redwing January 22, 2006

jean benet 

The vagina of an adult woman that has been shaved so that when seen isolated looks like the vagina of a seven year old girl.

Not sure why women think shaving their pubic hair complete off is sexy. I guess they are going for the Jean Benet look. Maybe their boyfriend likes them young, if you know what I mean...

jean benet by dehubb133 October 15, 2008