beneth 

Usually black, with a small dick and massive gaps between his 9 teeth

Omg what a beneth!

beneth by joelfridge December 2, 2013

neek beneth g massari 

native arabic tounge for the quote "FUCK BITCHES GET MONEY"

NEEK BENETH G MASSARI IS A RULE I NEED TO LIVE LIFE BY

neek beneth g massari by Shaggy A's March 5, 2010

Beneather 

A beneather is someone who automatically puts themselves beneath others by behaving inappropriately and lowering their social status as a result. Due to their own negligent self-unaware improper behavior, a beneather loses the respect of everyone and becomes a stomping ground for others without people being aware they are stomping on the beneather. A beneather often becomes an inadvertant stepping stone for others during their climb of the ladder of life.

John: Hey, care to give a buck to the poor for Christmas?
Bob: Christmas! Do you really believe in that crap!?! Do you even know what Christmas is really all about!? It's consumerism! I don't give during Christmas. This is just a sham to cheat me out of a good buck!
John (ignoring Bob as just a beneather): Susie! Wanna give a buck to the poor for Christmas?
Susie: Sure! Go ahead! Here are $10 bucks!

Later on, John, Susie, and everyone else at their little company avoids inviting Bob to the Christmas party!

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Edward: Hi, would you mind helping me with this data analysis problem?
George: You need my help? What does that say about your math skills?!
Edwards (realizes George is just a beneather): Jonathan! I heard you're quite crafty with data analysis problems. Mind lending me a hand?!
Jonathan: Sure, why not!

A few weeks later...

George: Hey Edward! I've been trying to use this visualization tool, but my comptuer keeps going bust and I am almost gonna miss the deadline. Can you help me?
Edward: Sure!
George (noticing Edward is slow): Edward! Are you sure you know what you're doing!? You're so slow... I could have solved this problem on my own!
Edward: I'll leave you to it then.

A few days later... George gets fired! Eventually, he is begging on the street and his coworkers pass by him without ever recognizing him. They drop him a buck every now and then, and feel happy they are helping the community, but George is not happy! The end of a beneather!

Beneather by OffBeatDrummer December 16, 2021

Beneather 

This is just an abbreviation of Buffy the Vampire Slayer's saying to Spike: "You're Beneath Me"

A beneather is simply someone who is beneath us.

Derick: So, this recruiter calls me up out of nowhere and starts yapping his sales pitch without even saying hello or asking me how I'm doing.
Sarah: Doesn't sound like a good start.
Derick: Not at all. He then goes on and on about how great his company is. I couldn't get any word out before he started asking me interview questions afterwards. I mean, hello! I'm not even interested!
Sarah: This guy's got no manners whatsoever.
Derick: I know. A total beneather!

Beneather by OffBeatDrummer November 2, 2020

Jon Benet Pâté 

The act of destroying all evidence of the crime by grinding up the body into a Pâté and serving it to the press reporters camped outside of your house and if there are any leftovers serving them at the person's funeral reception.

Did you use baby pork or veal in that Jon Benet Pâté that is so delicious?

Jon Benet Pâté by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020

beethovens 69th symphony 

the act of receiving oral sex while playing the piano

-dude my girlfriend just gave me a beethovens 69th symphony.
i didnt know she could play piano?
-she cant.

beethovens 69th symphony by DJ.B November 7, 2010

Beethday 

The day when someone wishes a belated birthday to a boy/girl.

Joe: Man i had a tough time dealing with late wishes.
Jose: Dude, today You have been acting like a beethday boy.

Beethday by zeesh November 10, 2011