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beltified

The act of being owned, shown up, burned, or outright embarrassed by someone of superior stature.
The Pittsburgh Steelers were beltified by Aaron Rodgers and Clay Matthews during the post game celebration at Super Bowl 45.

Aaron Rodgers used his superior NFL skills to beltify Jay Cutler and the Chicago Bears.
by leeb52 May 9, 2011
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Bratified

A condition that happens to small children once famly and guests begin to arrive for the Christmas holidays. Affected children seem to suddenly change from doe-eyed angels to fanged fire-breathing monsters running around screaming and terrorizing adults several times their size. Adults often take the wrong measures to cure this affliction, offering consolation, or saying "please quiet down darling" etc. The easiest way to quickly cure the child is to lower the child's pants, exposing the bare flesh of the buttocks, then using a large wooden spoon, administer several sharp blows to the exposed area. A sharp "crack" followed by a scream and a promise of "I'll be good, I'll be good" indicates the child is cured. Be warned, sometimes a second or third application may be required to jog the childs memory of his/her promise to be "good"
Soon after grandma arrived, little Billy began running around the house and throwing lego at the guests. As Billy's behaviour worsened, it bacame obvious that Billy had become severely bratified. Grandpa reacted by scooping Billy up as he came running around a corner. He quickly readjusted Billy's attitude with a stinging slap to the rump.
by vinter December 31, 2009
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Beanified

Human: I unbeanify this.
Bean Lord: You cannot unbeanify what the bean has already beanified.
by Pehnut March 14, 2020
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Benjified

(adj) Something that has been added to to make it related to Benji Madden.
My room has been Benjified with posters and other items.
by SickBoyzRiotGirl October 5, 2003
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Bellafied

"I just bellafied this photo-now it's even prettier"

Joe "She's so hot"
Dave "yeah she must have been bellafied"
by Some Girl 85 August 18, 2011
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Bertified

To have your avatar face replaced with Bert's (Sesame street).

It started off at the exercise section of bodybuilding.com, as one person wanting their avatar 'Bertified' and others soon followed, for teh lulz.
1. John just got Bertified.

2. Hey guys, Bertify me for teh lulz.
by Lucifer13x August 14, 2009
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beautified

To pamper oneself by getting hair done, manicure, pedicure etc.
Anisa: Hey girl, what's your plans for the week-end?

Renata: Oh nothing, just gonna go get beautified at the salon
by *Nata* August 9, 2008
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