beautified
Anisa: Hey girl, what's your plans for the week-end?
Renata: Oh nothing, just gonna go get beautified at the salon
Renata: Oh nothing, just gonna go get beautified at the salon
beautified by *Nata* August 9, 2008
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Bratified
A condition that happens to small children once famly and guests begin to arrive for the Christmas holidays. Affected children seem to suddenly change from doe-eyed angels to fanged fire-breathing monsters running around screaming and terrorizing adults several times their size. Adults often take the wrong measures to cure this affliction, offering consolation, or saying "please quiet down darling" etc. The easiest way to quickly cure the child is to lower the child's pants, exposing the bare flesh of the buttocks, then using a large wooden spoon, administer several sharp blows to the exposed area. A sharp "crack" followed by a scream and a promise of "I'll be good, I'll be good" indicates the child is cured. Be warned, sometimes a second or third application may be required to jog the childs memory of his/her promise to be "good"
Soon after grandma arrived, little Billy began running around the house and throwing lego at the guests. As Billy's behaviour worsened, it bacame obvious that Billy had become severely bratified. Grandpa reacted by scooping Billy up as he came running around a corner. He quickly readjusted Billy's attitude with a stinging slap to the rump.
Magazine Beautification
When you draw on models or people in magazines and beautify them by drawing mustaches, unibrows, devil horns, ect.
Sue: Damn thats such a gnarly picture of Jessica Alba!
Jan: Duh I've been working my Magazine Beautification skills to make her extremely sexy.
Sue: Wow. I thought it was her actual face.
Jan: Duh I've been working my Magazine Beautification skills to make her extremely sexy.
Sue: Wow. I thought it was her actual face.
Magazine Beautification by Justine Wala March 3, 2008
beauticide
All girls inevitably commit the self-destructive act of beauti-cide. Deciding to throw caution to the wind, and ignore the input of the opposite sex, women will eventually take matters into their own hands and perform a visual downgrading to their own looks.
Egged on by other already shitty looking friends, the hot girl will sooner or later, cut off her hair, add bangs, or start doing her makeup like shit. It’s inevitable and when it occurs, the woman makes a land speed record from hot –to- Not.
The most common occurrences come when a woman somehow convinces her self that short mousy hair is hotter than her long hair. Men all over the earth know this to be a myth, but men are powerless to stop the beauti-cide pheonomenon. What women don’t often understand, is that cutting your hair short, or cutting bangs makes their ass get fatter instantly.
The girls attractiveness and ability to attract males instantly drops by 20%.
Somehow, other women still encourage their peers into this masochistic act and the women blindly follow like lemmings off the cliff from sexy, to mom’sville. It appears all someone needs to say is “your fabulous” like some bizarre entry into a sex-and-the city set; and women will willfully destroy their beauty. Like a rebellious angry teenager they just piss on their sexiness for no apparent benefit other than to be true to their nature: bitches.
Egged on by other already shitty looking friends, the hot girl will sooner or later, cut off her hair, add bangs, or start doing her makeup like shit. It’s inevitable and when it occurs, the woman makes a land speed record from hot –to- Not.
The most common occurrences come when a woman somehow convinces her self that short mousy hair is hotter than her long hair. Men all over the earth know this to be a myth, but men are powerless to stop the beauti-cide pheonomenon. What women don’t often understand, is that cutting your hair short, or cutting bangs makes their ass get fatter instantly.
The girls attractiveness and ability to attract males instantly drops by 20%.
Somehow, other women still encourage their peers into this masochistic act and the women blindly follow like lemmings off the cliff from sexy, to mom’sville. It appears all someone needs to say is “your fabulous” like some bizarre entry into a sex-and-the city set; and women will willfully destroy their beauty. Like a rebellious angry teenager they just piss on their sexiness for no apparent benefit other than to be true to their nature: bitches.
Guy1: "Hey, did Crystal’s ass balloon overnight?”
Guy2:“no dude, she committed beauticide and cut her hair short"
Guy1:“really its amazing how much fatter she is now”
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Guy1: "Jim, what happened to your girlfriend? "
Jim:“her friends convinced her to commit beauticide; I can’t date women with bangs, bangs look like shit and everyone knows their bitches”
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Guy1: Dude, I never knew she had cankles.
Guy2: I know they appeared to grow over night after she committed beauticide.
Guy2:“no dude, she committed beauticide and cut her hair short"
Guy1:“really its amazing how much fatter she is now”
--
Guy1: "Jim, what happened to your girlfriend? "
Jim:“her friends convinced her to commit beauticide; I can’t date women with bangs, bangs look like shit and everyone knows their bitches”
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Guy1: Dude, I never knew she had cankles.
Guy2: I know they appeared to grow over night after she committed beauticide.
beauticide by Lascivious April 19, 2010
blastified
The action occurring when one or more individuals chooses to consume any amount of alcohol, or psychotropic aids.
Often resulting in the 'blastification to outer spash', as it has been referenced at times.
Often resulting in the 'blastification to outer spash', as it has been referenced at times.
Mabel and Ed consumed a 40 of moonshine, and are clearly blastified, as Mabel is jerking off that old Greek man.
blastified by Peter Mahoney December 31, 2004
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