Beanified 

To turn something into a bean.

Human: I unbeanify this.
Bean Lord: You cannot unbeanify what the bean has already beanified.

Beanified by Pehnut March 14, 2020

Beanified 

the act if becoming more and more Mexican every generation.

Stages if being beanified:

1st stage: Rolled down converse
2nd stage: High socks
3rd stage: Low dickies shorts
4th stage: Cholo shirt
5th stage: Tattoo of Saint Mary shooting a gun

Beanified by Parishilton101 December 9, 2009

beanified 

totally laid back - similar to cool beans

i'm feeling beanified

beanified by Anonymous August 17, 2003

beanified 

Having recently stuffed a suppository into one's bunghole.

Yeah? Well I beanified your mom last night.

beanified by Gayb Astard March 4, 2004

Beanised 

The act of being in the state of Beanis - the utter defeat by the great Bomont Beanis

Get beanised Jon!

Beanised by Wikimind February 23, 2021

Bratified

A condition that happens to small children once famly and guests begin to arrive for the Christmas holidays. Affected children seem to suddenly change from doe-eyed angels to fanged fire-breathing monsters running around screaming and terrorizing adults several times their size. Adults often take the wrong measures to cure this affliction, offering consolation, or saying "please quiet down darling" etc. The easiest way to quickly cure the child is to lower the child's pants, exposing the bare flesh of the buttocks, then using a large wooden spoon, administer several sharp blows to the exposed area. A sharp "crack" followed by a scream and a promise of "I'll be good, I'll be good" indicates the child is cured. Be warned, sometimes a second or third application may be required to jog the childs memory of his/her promise to be "good"

Soon after grandma arrived, little Billy began running around the house and throwing lego at the guests. As Billy's behaviour worsened, it bacame obvious that Billy had become severely bratified. Grandpa reacted by scooping Billy up as he came running around a corner. He quickly readjusted Billy's attitude with a stinging slap to the rump.

Bratified by vinter December 31, 2009

beltified 

The act of being owned, shown up, burned, or outright embarrassed by someone of superior stature.

The Pittsburgh Steelers were beltified by Aaron Rodgers and Clay Matthews during the post game celebration at Super Bowl 45.

Aaron Rodgers used his superior NFL skills to beltify Jay Cutler and the Chicago Bears.

beltified by leeb52 May 9, 2011