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Baldifier 

dogshit bed wars player, hardcore booster, and gaylord.
Baldifier is a fat fuck that lives in a mobile home.

baldifier 

A low-tier bed wars player. Gets boosted hard by Cund and is hated by the whole bed wars community. Also is a hardcore edater.
This one time I saw a Baldifier in bed wars. Absolutely vile.

blastified 

The action occurring when one or more individuals chooses to consume any amount of alcohol, or psychotropic aids.

Often resulting in the 'blastification to outer spash', as it has been referenced at times.
Mabel and Ed consumed a 40 of moonshine, and are clearly blastified, as Mabel is jerking off that old Greek man.
blastified by Peter Mahoney December 31, 2004

beltified 

The act of being owned, shown up, burned, or outright embarrassed by someone of superior stature.
The Pittsburgh Steelers were beltified by Aaron Rodgers and Clay Matthews during the post game celebration at Super Bowl 45.

Aaron Rodgers used his superior NFL skills to beltify Jay Cutler and the Chicago Bears.
beltified by leeb52 May 9, 2011

falsified history 

Changed history in order to manipulate the people of a country.
Macedonian history is falsified history by a Serbian ,in fact Macedonia is a Bulgarian province.
falsified history by noooone August 5, 2006

Bankified 

Having been changed or altered by a non owner of an item
My car was bankified and now the radio doesn’t work.

He bankified my tool box, I can’t find anything
Bankified by Jayzee22 January 26, 2022