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One-beer drunk 

When you have only had one beer but you still want to blame your actions on alcohol.
"Dude, why are you watching 'Cheers'?"
"Don't worry about it, buddy. I'm one-beer drunk."
One-beer drunk by Sleepy time tea January 11, 2017

Beer there, Drunk that 

1) A variation of the phrase Been there, done that. The intention is to imply that one was drunk all the time during the said activity.

2) Means - by ridiculing a common saying - Don't give a shit.

3) An exclamation pointing out that there is something to be drunk.
- I am now my first year in college.
- Beer there, Drunk that !

- Taxes are rising, Obama is doing nuthin'
- Beer there, Drunk that !

- Beer there, Drunk that ! (shows a pile of bottles in a cooler)

Professional beer drinker 

One who is an expert at the art of drinking beers.
Someone who can handle large quanities of beer in one day.
#1Rick was impressed by Profesional beer drinker Karl feat of drinking 18 beers and still play a mean game of bags, and he was textdrinking.

#2Danko can only handle 3 to 5 beers before he breaks his seal or is drunk. No way will he ever be a professional beer drinker.
#3Rich, Lou and Karl are a team of professional beer drinkers called the 250lb man club!

semi pro beer drinker 

One who is working their way up through the beer drinking ranks, usually starting off with cheap, shitty light beer and progresssing to stronger, more full bodied fare.

A person who enjoys drinking beer but can only handle a few before slurring, vomiting, and pissing on themselves.

A pro beer drinker who has a half boner(semi)
#1. I remember when Karl had his first beer; he could barely hold down a Miller Lite. Now he pounds Heineken like it's water. He's ready to step up to the pros and have a Guiness with Rick.

#2. Danko, the quentessential semi pro beer drinker, had two beers, then his pants fell down and everyone saw his Blue Moon.

#3. CR had a partial rod from staring at all the prime booty while he slammed a few Modelos.

beer drinker's gut

My dad has a beer drinker's gut.

beer drankers 

Beer drankers and hell raisers yeah.
beer drankers by uncle jams May 14, 2006