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When you're bedazzled by dong.
Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.
bedongled by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015

bedazzled meat curtains 

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.
When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!

Bedazzled 

The act of adding bling ( glitter, jewels ) to a clothing item. Often popular among latino men. A animalistic form of attracting a mate ( much like the peacock ) most commonly worn in da club !
shirt guido jewels bedazzled
Bedazzled by sherman dash June 2, 2010
v. To be in a state of extreme shock, or surprise.
The girl boozled when she found out she won the lottery.
Boozled by pceluvlife October 16, 2018

Sham-boozled 

When someone is tricked, fooled, conned or swindled. This is an amplification of the act of being shammed.
That crack head sham-boozled me for $98.
Derived from the term BOOZLE (meaning bullshit), used to express:

Anything predominantly bullshit, astonishing or funny.

Definition varies with accentuation and usage in different context, much like the word FUCK
"HAHA! I badoozled my way out of work today!"

"DJ: Where's CJ?
AJ: I think he's badoozling with that girl in the room."

"i badoozled myself by sleeping with my ex's cousin"

"RJ: yo i saw your ex with CJ last night!
DJ: what?! badooozle!!!!!"
Badoozle by mr. swag February 11, 2009