bedoozled

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a cross between bamboozled and befuddled. describes an extremely confused person.

joe: that kid looks so lost :(

tim: yes i agree he looks bedoozled you shud go n help him

*joe walks up to kid*

joe: aw poor bby are you ok

kid: no i am not ok i am doing my math homewurks ;-;

bedoozled by That Kawaii Potato December 31, 2017

Words you can keep

bedongled

When you're bedazzled by dong.

Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.

bedongled by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015

Related Words

bedoozled • Badoozled • bedoozle • befoozled • bejoozled • bedazzled • Bedazzled loneliness • Benboozled • Boozled • bedizzled

bedazzled meat curtains

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.

When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!

bedazzled meat curtains by Crystal Rose March 12, 2010

Bedazzled

The act of adding bling ( glitter, jewels ) to a clothing item. Often popular among latino men. A animalistic form of attracting a mate ( much like the peacock ) most commonly worn in da club !

shirt guido jewels bedazzled

Bedazzled by sherman dash June 2, 2010

Boozled

v. To be in a state of extreme shock, or surprise.

The girl boozled when she found out she won the lottery.

Boozled by pceluvlife October 16, 2018

Sham-boozled

When someone is tricked, fooled, conned or swindled. This is an amplification of the act of being shammed.

That crack head sham-boozled me for $98.

Sham-boozled by DonGesù. Gesù vi ama, e così September 24, 2009

Badoozle

Derived from the term BOOZLE (meaning bullshit), used to express:

Anything predominantly bullshit, astonishing or funny.

Definition varies with accentuation and usage in different context, much like the word FUCK

"HAHA! I badoozled my way out of work today!"

"DJ: Where's CJ?
AJ: I think he's badoozling with that girl in the room."

"i badoozled myself by sleeping with my ex's cousin"

"RJ: yo i saw your ex with CJ last night!
DJ: what?! badooozle!!!!!"

Badoozle by mr. swag February 11, 2009

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026