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Narghile bamboozled
This word has its origins in Middle East but its a sexual practice widely spread in Romania because of the increasing number of arabs. After smoking a shesha you take the charcoals (usually 3) and put in the ass of someone. When that person begins screaming you take the water from the narghile and pour it in their ass with a funnel into their anus. Sometimes this technique is followed by an ejaculation on the person with the charcoals in their ass.
I went with Samir at the new Lebanese shesha place. We ended up the night at a Yemeni hoe place that we narghile bamboozled so hard that she went directly to the hospital. The best 10 dollars spent in my entire life 🎉
Narghile bamboozled by AndreiBossu69 January 21, 2021
Bamboozled by her blow hole
When you go down a fat chicks pants and find a smooth va-jj. Only to be asked by her why your finger banging her bellybutton.
I was with this fat chick and we where getting it on and I got "bamboozled by her blow hole". But I finished by lubing the lint cave
Bamboozled by her blow hole by Travis and mark November 27, 2018
Bamboozled
Screwed up deeply twice by viet cong employer changing salary policy everyday. You keep smiling motherfuker!
Bamboozled by A6600871_kkk July 7, 2020
Bamgoozled
Tricky Person: “Hey friend, how do you use the OK Google app? Does it have to be opened or…?”
Unsuspecting Bamgoozled Victim: “Yeah, here, try it.”
Tricky Person: “OK Google, show me a big sweaty man dick. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BAMGOOZLED!”
Unsuspecting Bamgoozled Victim: “Yeah, here, try it.”
Tricky Person: “OK Google, show me a big sweaty man dick. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BAMGOOZLED!”
Bamgoozled by iBetty October 2, 2014
Badonkled
The point reached after extreme cannabis consumption: When one reaches the ultimate stage of high known as “badonkled”.
Badonkled by WeedWords420 April 15, 2021
Bamboozled
I've been bamboozled; this sandwich contains the lettuce, ham, and mustard, all right, but the tomatoes are nowehre to be found! This is the last time I ever trade lunches with Brock...
Bamboozled by Diggity Monkeez February 1, 2005
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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