befoozled
befoozled by Michael Milano/Matt Roderick January 19, 2009
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Befouled Bonathan
The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.
Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”
Befouled Bonathan by LargeDavid April 9, 2021
befoolery
befoolery by ClearBleac May 12, 2010
Bufoogled
This word is when a situation, something or someone takes you to a place of beyond OMG, WTF, beyond exasperation, there is no explanation, rhyme or reason as to why someone would say or do that or why something like that would happen. You are beyond words in comprehension. you're just BUFOOGLED! if you tell someone, they will know at that moment you just don't have anything to say about it. You are stumped and you need a moment to absorb, reflect and meditate on it.
The universe is in a bufoogled state. We should be concerned and more faithful.
My relatives bufoogle me.
Grown folks constantly bufoogle us. Don't grow up to be one of them.
The universe is in a very bufoogled state. We should be concerned.
The lack of common sense in our brilliant children bufoogles me constantly.
My relatives bufoogle me.
Grown folks constantly bufoogle us. Don't grow up to be one of them.
The universe is in a very bufoogled state. We should be concerned.
The lack of common sense in our brilliant children bufoogles me constantly.
Bufoogled by Madam Magnanimous April 16, 2014
Boozled
Boozled by pceluvlife October 16, 2018
Sham-boozled
When someone is tricked, fooled, conned or swindled. This is an amplification of the act of being shammed.
Sham-boozled by DonGesù. Gesù vi ama, e così September 24, 2009
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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