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befoozled

Amazed beyond anticipated expectaions
Dude, that blind date last night totally befoozled me
by Michael Milano/Matt Roderick January 19, 2009
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Befouled Bonathan

The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.
Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”
by LargeDavid April 9, 2021
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befoolery

utter craziness; when someone's trying to be sneaky.
The fact that that chick tried to go to that concert without me was straight up befoolery.
by ClearBleac May 12, 2010
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Bufoogled

This word is when a situation, something or someone takes you to a place of beyond OMG, WTF, beyond exasperation, there is no explanation, rhyme or reason as to why someone would say or do that or why something like that would happen. You are beyond words in comprehension. you're just BUFOOGLED! if you tell someone, they will know at that moment you just don't have anything to say about it. You are stumped and you need a moment to absorb, reflect and meditate on it.
The universe is in a bufoogled state. We should be concerned and more faithful.

My relatives bufoogle me.

Grown folks constantly bufoogle us. Don't grow up to be one of them.

The universe is in a very bufoogled state. We should be concerned.

The lack of common sense in our brilliant children bufoogles me constantly.
by Madam Magnanimous April 16, 2014
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Boozled

v. To be in a state of extreme shock, or surprise.
The girl boozled when she found out she won the lottery.
by pceluvlife October 16, 2018
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befuzzled

"I don't know, you've got me all befuzzled!"
by Tannii April 30, 2006
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Sham-boozled

When someone is tricked, fooled, conned or swindled. This is an amplification of the act of being shammed.
That crack head sham-boozled me for $98.
by DonGesù. Gesù vi ama, e così September 24, 2009
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