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beardsicle

The icicles that grow on a beard when it's exposed to snow.
I grew an impressive crop of beardsicles while shovelling the driveway this morning.
by qofd January 3, 2014
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Beardcicle

Icicles attached to a manly beard. They may even swing to and fro depending upon the size of the beardcicle, the length of the beard hair, wind velocity, and level of activity.

Oftentimes formed from a combination of perspiration, condensation of exhaled breath, and sleet/snow, and extremely low ambient temperatures and/or high wind. Beardcicles may require physical exertion to acquire such as, but not limited to: snowshoeing, chopping firewood, running, cross country skiing, et cetera.
After chopping and stacking three cords of Oak firewood during the 5°F snowstorm, Octavius decided to go snowshoeing during which his beardcicles swung together clinking like empty beer mugs as he moved.
by ImperialFleet1 February 16, 2015
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beardsley showdown

The rare occurrence when there is more than one beardsley in the same room. Once the Beardsley notices that she isn't alone, the beardsleys begin to argue about whose beard is thicker and more hearty and lush. In the end, the beardsley with the most disgusting beardsely traits will reign supreme, the inferior beardsley will be killed.

The powers of two beardsleys would be detrimental if the Beardsleys decided to team up against society.
This is gonna be bad, those Bearded women are giving each other the eye. There is going to be a beardsley showdown.
by Breather December 14, 2008
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Beersicle

1) the result of the intentional freezing of beer for frozen consumption in the same manner as home-made popsicles.
2) the accidental result of leaving bottled beer inside a freezer too long; this usually shatters the bottle to produce a frozen, sticky, undrinkable mess. They are an inherent risk of using freezers to rapid-cool room temperature bottled beer for the chilled consumption preferred in North America.
Man, you left my brew in the fridge too long, dude! Thanks for the beersicles, asshole...
by John J. Ronald February 9, 2006
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bearsiple

Element of bear

Element of disciple

Noun

Disciple of a beartard

A follower of foolish or disturbed forum poster
Bob always has to be king of the forums and his bearsiples are always at his side.
by Micks-clone May 17, 2009
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The Beardsley Terrace now known as Trumbull Gardens is a housing project that is furthest north in Bridgeport, Connecticut. It is one of the well known housing projects in the city and the local area. The terrace is a half mile long on Trumbull Ave between Reservoir Ave and Chopsey Hill Road. It is in the Reservoir section of the North End. It has two high rise buildings and many two floor apartments. It is also know for the 6 bus running through it. It also has a community center for the youth. It is a bad housing project but improved over the years. It's kind of hidden by some trees from the next streets over and there only two ways in and out by driving.
The Beardsley (Terrace) / Trumbull Gardens Apartments
by InCTB July 30, 2011
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bedsicle

You go warm up the bedsicle and I'll be there in a minute.
by mike h22 February 9, 2015
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