Beardcicle

Icicles attached to a manly beard. They may even swing to and fro depending upon the size of the beardcicle, the length of the beard hair, wind velocity, and level of activity.

Oftentimes formed from a combination of perspiration, condensation of exhaled breath, and sleet/snow, and extremely low ambient temperatures and/or high wind. Beardcicles may require physical exertion to acquire such as, but not limited to: snowshoeing, chopping firewood, running, cross country skiing, et cetera.

After chopping and stacking three cords of Oak firewood during the 5°F snowstorm, Octavius decided to go snowshoeing during which his beardcicles swung together clinking like empty beer mugs as he moved.

by ImperialFleet1 February 16, 2015

beardsicle

The icicles that grow on a beard when it's exposed to snow.

I grew an impressive crop of beardsicles while shovelling the driveway this morning.

by qofd January 3, 2014

Beardacles

Bristly, pubic-like feeling of beard hair being cuddled up against your soft skin.

Rachel: Get your beardacles off me!
Craig: Sorry! You looked cold.

by glazedpaczki May 22, 2022

Barncicle Cleaner

When you are done having sex with a girl and ejaculate in her un proceed to eat her out and suck your semen out of her vagina thus cleaning her barncicle.

Dude I busted a fat load into this whore last night and then I went down and gave her a barncicle cleaner it was disgusting.

by tito chavez June 13, 2006

Bearicle

When the Chicago Bears actually win a game!

It's a Bearicle, the Bears won today!

by Denny Harp September 15, 2009

Barfcicles

When someone happens to be on a rooftop and/or ledge during the winter/cold season then proceeds to vomit on the edge of that area, the vomit drips down off of the roof/ledge and creates Barfcicles; similar to Icicles made of frozen water, but instead consisting of frozen vomit.

" 'That party was off the hook bro' 'Yeah I know, but I need to melt those barfcicles off the gutter drain before my parents get home' "

by Chaosflamingo August 25, 2009

Beardicle

The hair follicles on a male human's chin where the beard hairs grow in.

This helmet's chin guard is pushing my beardicles in.

by agmatt13 November 3, 2010