qofd's definitions

beardsnuggle

The strong desire to snuggle up to an epic beard. Especially in winter.
Shared by women, bears, kittens and puppies.

Could we beardsnuggle tonight? It's cold outside.

by qofd December 20, 2013

zengry

zengry - the state of calm hunger you feel after an intense yoga class done on an empty stomach.

That bikram class has left me so zengry, quick someone cook me some tofu.

by qofd August 8, 2016

beardsicle

The icicles that grow on a beard when it's exposed to snow.

I grew an impressive crop of beardsicles while shovelling the driveway this morning.

by qofd January 3, 2014

beardfilter

The ability of a beard to filter out attention from potentially unwanted admirers.

If you can get through my beardfilter then there might just be a beardsnuggle in your future.

by qofd January 3, 2014