Beersicle 

1) the result of the intentional freezing of beer for frozen consumption in the same manner as home-made popsicles.
2) the accidental result of leaving bottled beer inside a freezer too long; this usually shatters the bottle to produce a frozen, sticky, undrinkable mess. They are an inherent risk of using freezers to rapid-cool room temperature bottled beer for the chilled consumption preferred in North America.

Man, you left my brew in the fridge too long, dude! Thanks for the beersicles, asshole...

Beersicle by John J. Ronald February 9, 2006

beersicle 

A beer consumed from a can at a cold weather event like a Canadian Football game. Usually some water freezes around the lip of the can, hence the beersicle.

Damn, I spilled my beersicle when they scored that touchdown.

beersicle by Mombo Man November 19, 2013

Beersicle 

Created when one puts a popsicle stick in an open beer can and freezes it, then removes the can when the beer is frozen solid. Enjoy.

Barack: Yo I'm having a party soon, what refreshments should I have there?
Joe: DUUDE I'll make some beersicles and we can lick em away until we're piss drunk.

Beersicle by Deez Nuts 2016 November 28, 2015

beersacre 

When drinking beer leads to an all out massacre of the surrounding area. Typically referring to damage caused by the initial drinking of beer and subsequent use of the beer to destroy property i.e. spray walls, pour into someone's mouth from a high distance, dump on someone's head inside the house and wasting full cans of beer just to dump them straight out on the floor.

Homeowner: How was everything while I was in Yellowdog Park?

Housesitter: Actually, not good. I gotta tell you the truth...there was a beersacre.

Homeowner: A beersacre?

Housesitter: Yeah, it's basically when drinking beer leads to an all out massacre of the surrounding area. Typically referring to damage caused by the initial drinking of beer and subsequent use of the beer to destroy property i.e. spray walls, pour into someone's mouth from a high distance, dump on someone's head inside the house and wasting full cans of beer just to dump them straight out on the floor.

Homeowner: How delightfully articulate!

beersacre by HotNurse2000 December 23, 2011

beeriacle 

A beeriacle occurs when the party is getting lame and someone shows up with a case of beer for everyone to enjoy.

Guy 1: *Opens fridge*
Guy 2: Oh shit man there's no beer!!
Guy 1: Damn man, we're going to need a beeriacle!
Guy 3: *Bust threw the front door with a case of beer*
Guy 1 & 2: Hooray a beericle!!
Guy 4: There is a beer god..and he loves us!

beeriacle by David Winchester May 24, 2008

beeracle

When you think you're out of beer but then find one hiding in the back of your fridge.

We're out of booze...wait, it's a beeracle!

beeracle by ucfreefall April 1, 2006

beardsicle 

The icicles that grow on a beard when it's exposed to snow.

I grew an impressive crop of beardsicles while shovelling the driveway this morning.

beardsicle by qofd January 3, 2014