Icicles attached to a manly beard. They
may even
swing to and
fro depending upon the size of the beardcicle, the length of the beard hair, wind velocity, and level of activity.
Oftentimes formed from a combination of perspiration, condensation of exhaled breath, and sleet/snow, and extremely low ambient temperatures and/or high wind. Beardcicles
may require physical exertion to acquire such as, but not limited to: snowshoeing, chopping firewood, running, cross country skiing, et cetera.
After chopping and
stacking three cords of Oak firewood during the 5°F snowstorm, Octavius decided to
go snowshoeing during which his beardcicles swung together clinking like empty
beer mugs as he moved.