beantage 

when on the night before a party you and some of your buds have a party of your own eating nothing but beans,creating the gassy effect for the night of the party

man everyone's gonna leave that party early cause we're gonna stink it up after our beantage tonight

beantage by bubba swiss August 22, 2008

Beanage 

Too much beans to handle

“Bro I got too much beanage!”

Beanage by Player06Unknown February 27, 2020

beanage 

Used by guys to describe a very attractive woman. Its meaning is derived from the fact that they would not mind "flicking the bean", owing to her extreme attractiveness, i.e. giving her oral sex - often seen as a chore.

(In general laddish mode whilst observing an attractive woman) "Beanage!"

beanage by Lucy February 16, 2005

Beastageddon 

Any object, life-form, or action that is so beast (phenomenal) that it is mentally destructive in an either harmful or inspiring way. *It cannot be said for the same reason twice

Ben was skating on a half-pipe when he flipped over on one side of it and landed perfectly on his board.The crowd shouted in unison, "That was Beastageddon!!"

* Ex: You call an action you see today beastageddon. The next day, you see it again. You must find another word to describe it.

Beastageddon by TJ Swaggerson December 1, 2009

beastage 

1. An act of wantom brutality.

2. A display of masculine bravado.

1. "Did you see J-Dogg curb bash that honkey, it was raw-dogg beastage in the first!"

2. See J-Dogg come all up on me; tellin' me I was gonna die? I'm sick of his pure beastage."

beastage by Basin City April 27, 2006

Beanage 

When collecting a fried breakfast, bean juice leaks from the side of the polystyrene container and all over one's person

Dudes I'm suffering some major beanage this morning

Beanage by IT Crowd April 18, 2008

spread your beanage 

a way of making sure that you create a recipe of chilli that crosses all types of beans, including chilli beans, kidney beans, pinto beans, and butter beans (at least 3 types of beans). Ensuring a spread of beans, aka beanage ratio within the recipe.

Jay: "Hey dude, this chilli is so good. I think there are at least 3 types of beans in this chilli!"

Matty: "Yeah, I always include a lot of different beans in my chilli. The key to a successful chilli is, you have to make sure, you spread your beanage."

spread your beanage by Slapping Theresa December 1, 2009