bentage 

Calculation for how many bents (b) something has in a bend (B) (bentage is bents per bend), only with things that are not made with the bend in mind. Uses the original thing as a reference to measure the peak bend of a segment by observing the displacement from the original reference. Bents are calculated from the peak bend compared against the original thing. Formula is b = o (original) + pB (peak bend)/B (bend).

"how much bentage does your phone have" - person 1
"idk like 6 bentage" - person 2

bentage by Mr Bin October 4, 2023

bendage 

The degree of bending in an object

What was the bendage of that arrow when it hit the target?

bendage by danibox_ December 18, 2018

benagel 

-verb
1. to politly hassle an employee to do their job. usually prefaced with a "hey can i ask you a favor" as if the boss would not fire the employee for turning him down.
-noun (benageller)
2. one who politely hassles employees do do the job they are paid to do.

yah dude, my boss is benagelling me again. i I guess i had better get back to work. He is such a benageller.

benagel by goldenfingers January 23, 2009

Benagen 

A guy who everyone loves very much. He is funny. Kind. Sweet and respectful. He is extremely honset and heartfelt. He may be a bit of a nerd, but that's what people tend to love best about him. When you become friends with him, you will never want to lose him. He is something more rare then anything in the world. If you find him, hold him close to your heart, you will not regret it in anyway at all. Also, beware. He tends to bite when raped.
But, once you meet him. You will fall in love with him also. He is really famous.

Someone who is really cool.
"Hey whats that kidd like?"
"he's like a Benagen."

Benagen by Dinoblowfish February 24, 2009

vintage bintage

A term used to describe a phyisically attractive but older than average lady. Not to be confused with milf as Vintage Bintage doesn't nessecarily have to have children.

Joan Collins is an example of Vintage Bintage but maybe more vintage than actually bintage.

vintage bintage by Sheriff July 21, 2004

betage 

meaning yes or alright. much more advanced than the word "bet"

Tom: "bro, if you take me to tropical smoothie tomorrow I will legit pay you $20"
jack: "betage"

betage by welloops June 2, 2015

benragement

When you are so blinded with anger after having your ankles broken or getting the crap roasted out of you that you swear profusely and throw hands at your friends for no reason."

Closely following is the signature walk of shame.

"Bro chill, you're benragement is only gonna hurt yourself"

benragement by JohnnyBoyBurdekin June 15, 2018