Beanager

That awkward age where you are legally an adult, but not emotionally an adult.

Person 1: I'm 19 so I'm technically an adult... but I don't feel like an adult at all
Person2: you are in your beanage years, you are a beanager dude

by Minus mimik February 15, 2021

Beanage

Too much beans to handle

“Bro I got too much beanage!”

by Player06Unknown February 27, 2020

beanage

Used by guys to describe a very attractive woman. Its meaning is derived from the fact that they would not mind "flicking the bean", owing to her extreme attractiveness, i.e. giving her oral sex - often seen as a chore.

(In general laddish mode whilst observing an attractive woman) "Beanage!"

by Lucy February 16, 2005

Beanage

When collecting a fried breakfast, bean juice leaks from the side of the polystyrene container and all over one's person

Dudes I'm suffering some major beanage this morning

by IT Crowd April 18, 2008

spread your beanage

a way of making sure that you create a recipe of chilli that crosses all types of beans, including chilli beans, kidney beans, pinto beans, and butter beans (at least 3 types of beans). Ensuring a spread of beans, aka beanage ratio within the recipe.

Jay: "Hey dude, this chilli is so good. I think there are at least 3 types of beans in this chilli!"

Matty: "Yeah, I always include a lot of different beans in my chilli. The key to a successful chilli is, you have to make sure, you spread your beanage."

by Slapping Theresa December 1, 2009

Thermonuclear Beanage

It's like a hydrogen bomb: You eat the normal beans first which causes the outer beanage (Bush's honey flavor) to create an uncontrolled flatulation reaction.

I just ate the second can of beans. OH GOD I CAN'T STOP THE THERMONUCLEAR BEANAGE FROM CREATING A HIGH PRESSURE ZONE IN MY INTESTINE THUS THRUSTING EJECTA OUT MY REAR QUADRANT!

by arecibo drake April 13, 2010

Beanage

Too much beans to handle

“Dude, I got too much Beanage!”

by Player06Unknown February 27, 2020