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Beanage 

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Bro I got too much beanage!”
Beanage by Player06Unknown February 27, 2020

beanage 

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Used by guys to describe a very attractive woman. Its meaning is derived from the fact that they would not mind "flicking the bean", owing to her extreme attractiveness, i.e. giving her oral sex - often seen as a chore.
(In general laddish mode whilst observing an attractive woman) "Beanage!"
beanage by Lucy February 16, 2005

Beanage 

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When collecting a fried breakfast, bean juice leaks from the side of the polystyrene container and all over one's person
Dudes I'm suffering some major beanage this morning
Beanage by IT Crowd April 18, 2008

spread your beanage 

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a way of making sure that you create a recipe of chilli that crosses all types of beans, including chilli beans, kidney beans, pinto beans, and butter beans (at least 3 types of beans). Ensuring a spread of beans, aka beanage ratio within the recipe.
Jay: "Hey dude, this chilli is so good. I think there are at least 3 types of beans in this chilli!"

Matty: "Yeah, I always include a lot of different beans in my chilli. The key to a successful chilli is, you have to make sure, you spread your beanage."

Thermonuclear Beanage

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It's like a hydrogen bomb: You eat the normal beans first which causes the outer beanage (Bush's honey flavor) to create an uncontrolled flatulation reaction.
I just ate the second can of beans. OH GOD I CAN'T STOP THE THERMONUCLEAR BEANAGE FROM CREATING A HIGH PRESSURE ZONE IN MY INTESTINE THUS THRUSTING EJECTA OUT MY REAR QUADRANT!

Beanage 

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Dude, I got too much Beanage!”
Beanage by Player06Unknown February 27, 2020
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

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