Lucy's definitions

gouranga

cult-like religion stemming from Hare Krishna whose monks harass innocents in the street to give them money in return for gouranga badges, stickers, books and CDs. They believe women should be subordinate to men; they are against abortion; they condemn Christians, Communists and Cow Killers (and in fact devote an entire chapter of their book to this); they are vegan and believe Meat Is Murder; Most of society's problems are caused by women's failure to accept that they are inferior to men.
Don't be fooled by the slogan, "Say Gouranga and be Happy" - they want you to live a miserable communal life of misery and love it.

Example lyrics of two songs from their CD:
"Consciousness gives you conscience, man, consciousness gives you conscience, man..."
"We don't die, when the body dies, we live on, in another form...we don't die when the body dies... we live on in another form"

by Lucy November 11, 2004

Bollocking

v. Bollocking, when one is lectured, criticised or reprimanded. When one receives things Bollocking they have just been bollocked. Alternatively bollocked is used to describe a high state of inebriation.

"You're gonna get a bollocking my son"
"He just bollocked me!"
"I am completely bollocked"

by Lucy May 29, 2003

uglify

used in alice in wonderland.

"uglify isn't a word!" - alice in wonderland

by Lucy November 11, 2004

Council House Facelift

The 'council house facelife' is a chavette style of hair. They pull it back into a bun with lots and lots of mouse and or hairspray and sometimes use burberry bobbles but this is a chavette sign

Chavettes do this They pull it back into a bun with lots and lots of mouse and or hairspray and sometimes use burberry bobbles but this is a chavette sign.

by Lucy January 10, 2005

Evermore

Talented band from Australia/New Zealand who were ruined for many by their songs being played on advertisements for teen drama The OC. This meant that 95% of 13 year old females were suddenly saying "OMG, I LUV EVERMORE DEY RULE DA WORLD! OMG, LIEK, IT'Z 2 L8 ROX SOOO MUCH!" This earned them the tag of "OC band" when really they should be rewarded on the fact they are incredible live, they make amazing, ambitious and uplifting music and they are three wonderfully sweet and talented men. Buy the album, ignore the "as heard on The OC" sticker.

It's Too Late, For One Day, Come To Nothing, Into The Ocean (Calling You)

by Lucy May 7, 2005

minger

A typical Welsh word used to describe an ugly person. Usually the alternative to "hangin'" or "cowface".

Oh my god, you fucking MINGER!

by Lucy July 10, 2004

Paris Hilton

1. One who looks like a cross between Big Bird, Montgomery Burns from the Simpsons, and a toucan.
2. See: attention-whore, one who has done nothing to get where she is, no talent, racist, stupid, spoiled.
3. Shallow people believe that those who see her for what she is - a stupid, untalented, skanky, uninteresting, ugly waste of space are fat and ugly and poor.

Nikki Ann: OMG Paris Hilton is so kewl! If u hate her ure fat and ugly and poor and jellous!
Me: I'm actually quite skinny, good-looking, and not jealous and not poor.

by Lucy February 24, 2005