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Too much beans to handle

“Bro I got too much beanage!”

Beanage by Player06Unknown February 27, 2020

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beanage

Used by guys to describe a very attractive woman. Its meaning is derived from the fact that they would not mind "flicking the bean", owing to her extreme attractiveness, i.e. giving her oral sex - often seen as a chore.

(In general laddish mode whilst observing an attractive woman) "Beanage!"

beanage by Lucy February 16, 2005

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Beanage

When collecting a fried breakfast, bean juice leaks from the side of the polystyrene container and all over one's person

Dudes I'm suffering some major beanage this morning

Beanage by IT Crowd April 18, 2008

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Beanage

Too much beans to handle

“Dude, I got too much Beanage!”

Beanage by Player06Unknown February 27, 2020

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beanage

Related to "cool beans" beanage is a word for something pretty darn cool.

"Yo mama is beanage my friend"

beanage by Jamie December 22, 2004

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Beanage

The combination of meanage and keenage

A word that describes something beyond steezy

"That was beanage"

keen to do something this weekend "yo beanage g"

Beanage by IceTay beanz November 17, 2021

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beanage protrution

When you are wearing a beanie and don't smoosh it down, so it looks as though you are wearing a dick on your head.

Person 1: wow, look at that kid's beanie!

Person 2: yeah, major beanage protrution!

beanage protrution by lynnjusty December 16, 2013

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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