Beaded Minge 

When you eat corn and give your girlfriend a Texas Hotpocket.

I gave my girlfriend a Beaded Minge last night. That shit was NASTY!!

Beaded Minge by The Captain Was Here October 14, 2009

beaded curtain 

When a guy ejaculates on a girl's forehead in such a manner that it drips off her eyebrows, hangs in front of her eyes, and falls down onto her cheeks. So named because the streams and bubbles look like the beads on a beaded curtain.

My girlfriend gave me the best blow job last night, but she wouldn't swallow so I gave her a beaded curtain.

beaded curtain by G.P. & The Fergs September 3, 2011

Beaded Rose 

A cross between a pink sock and a pearl necklace.

I'm looking up Beaded Rose. If I don't see menstrual blood tonight, I'm going to be disappointed.

Beaded Rose by FailTroll00100304 December 10, 2009

beaded necklace

Jizz around a women's neck after some of the weaker shots from a facial fall and land the neck.

Emily- Kate, guess what Josh did to me yesterday.

Kate- What?
Emily- He gave me one of his beaded necklaces!

beaded necklace by DianMight_12345 November 14, 2013

Beaded Curtain 

A sexual innuendo-laced phrase coined by The Late Late Show's Craig Ferguson meant to send censors scrambling for a definition.

In an attempt to legitimize Ferguson's not-as-of-yet-dirty phrase, a suggested definition for a beaded curtain is a pierced labia.

Be careful when entering through a beaded curtain.

Beaded Curtain by B.D. Kurtane July 1, 2011

Beaded Curtain 

The act of stimulating a partner to orgasm using only friction from braided pubic hair.

I went to Maryland once, I got a beaded curtain.

Beaded Curtain by Craig Ferg June 30, 2011

Beaded Curtains 

Multiple piercings on the female genitals, specifically on the Labia Minora (aka the "Beef Curtains").

Dude, that chick I picked up at the club last night had so many piercings, her beef curtains looked like beaded curtains.

Beaded Curtains by MaxDamage78 July 1, 2011