beaked 

A reference to drug-usage where snorting is the method of delivery, especially cocaine.

"Gary's acting like a prick." "Yeah, he's beaked." "Ah, that would explain why the bathroom mirror's missing!"

beaked by Mirv August 17, 2007

Beaked 

To freak out at someone using hurtful words, insults and harsh words.

Wow, you just beaked her out hardcore.

Beaked by primeguurl June 3, 2009

Beaked 

The process where one initiates a handshake and/or high five and the other party member acts as if they are going in for the same thing, but unexpectedly brings their fingers together to create a beak-like shape and hits the initiators palm with his fingertips, as if they are "pecking" the others palm of their hand. The giver of the beak then proclaims a statement about being "beaked" or "you got beaked". The receiver of this tends to be embarrassed and ashamed.

Person 1: "Hey man what's up?"
Person 2: "Nothing much." (goes in for high five)
Person 1: (goes in for high five)
Person 2: (at last second makes beak with hand and hits the palm of Person 1) "BEAKED!"
Person 1: (tries to laugh it off, but feels utterly ashamed)

Beaked by IRVEN January 19, 2009

Beaked 

When a hot guy with a dead nerve ending in his lower lip on the right side gets hurt by a swan in the eye. There is major contact between the bird's beak and the hot guy's eye, resulting in a black eye that makes him look hot and tough.

I got beaked!

Beaked by IloveMiloVentimigliafOSHOOO May 25, 2009

beaked 

To be hit in the groin by the pointed nose of a skateboard during a failed trick attempt.

David's front foot slipped and he beaked himself.

beaked by The Beaked April 4, 2011

Beaked 

When a person is both extremely tired and extremely baked simultaneously causing them to lose all worth

Dude, I'm fuckin' beaked

Beaked by P00PFEAST69 April 19, 2018

Beaked 

To get punched in the nose

If you dont stop, your gonna get beaked.

Beaked by BUDDISON February 14, 2009